Janette Rallison, My Fair Godmother Quotes

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.