Jasper Fforde, Lost In A Good Book Quotes
I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!
So you're going to have to ask yourselves on simple question: Which one of us is speaking now?
I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics.
Truly competent Literary Detectives are as rare as truthful men, Mr. Tweed -- you can see her potential as clearly as I can. Frightened of someone stealing your thunder, perhaps?