Jasper Fforde, The Well Of Lost Plots Quotes
Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.
Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.
Anything devised by man has bureaucracy, corrpution and error hardwired at inception.
Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index.