Jean-Louis Gassee Quotes

Simple is hard. Easy is harder. Invisible is hardest.

That makes my nipples hard!

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.

The romance of Silicon Valley was about money - excuse me, about changing the world, one million dollars at a time.

The goal of the computer is to provide people with the means to extend people's minds and bodies. It is an exoskeleton that expands our human reach.

I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and (Apple CEO Steve) Jobs working together. The thought of this menage a trois is absolutely hilarious.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

Adults tend to repress their pleasure. Sad to say, I think we become adults only through disappointment, grief, and lies. So of course gradually we become tough, less sensitive.

When I want to do something mindless to relax, I reinstall Windows 95.

I worked 22 years in the industry, and I noticed that operating systems get cancer with age.

Don't try to lawyer me out of common sense.

On the Intel platform, Microsoft is the defacto standard. It's the weather.

I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped.