Jeaniene Frost Quotes

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you.

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.

I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.

If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.

I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

Friends might be rare but they’re not irreplaceable

I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.

He leaned over and kissed me. A long, deep kiss filled with promise and passion. I loved the way he kissed me. Like he was drinking in the taste of me and still coming back thirsty.

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. “Now, then, luv, let’s get down to business

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

You don't have to echo my feelings, Mencheres, but you can't talk me out of them either. I love you" Her smile was wry. "Deal with it.

You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I'm taking all of you in return.

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.

You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.

I do not understand this analogy," Mencheres muttered.

Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one.

You see, you don’t want me to love you. You want the version you’ve made up. The knight, even though I’m the dragon and I always will be.

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.

I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.

That’s right, you nasty little vixen, bite me harder." Ian urged.

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

She's my kitten, and no one else's.

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Playing with fire Kitten?

Am I the only one who has wood over that little vixen?

People can perfect whatever facade they want, but everyone holds their sins close to their skin.

You should be afraid. Very afraid. Before, I told you if you wanted to end things between us, I would let you go, but, Leila"--his voice deepened--"I lied.

It hurts to much to be close to you, but continually pushed away.

I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.

Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.

Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you.