Jeff Smith Quotes

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it.

Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.

Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey?

I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.

The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.

That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.

Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute.

I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but I have to keep it interesting for me as an adult

Walt Kelly was much more interested in allegory and politics, and I'm much more interested in metaphors and myth.

Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!

I prefer the Chinese method of eating.... You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.

Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression.

Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the outside ... but there's no training, nothing to prepare them for that.

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist.

I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery.

Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!

I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons, and yet I also enjoy reading books about science, or the current fiction.