Jennifer Crusie Quotes

You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony

I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

Say, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ”“Oh, please.”“Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ”“I don’t think so.”“Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin.’ ”“I’m out of here.

This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—"“Yes, ” Roger said. “She's the one.

It's not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine."-Cynthia"Doesn't make yours any more fun to bear."-Liza"No. But it does help with the self-pity."- Cynthia

Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery, " Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?

Values aren't buses, " she said shortly. "They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. And I'd rather be touchy-feely than morally bankrupt.

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The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.

Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.

If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no...

I'm thirty-four.""You don't look thirty-four.""That's because I'm not married." Mae's smile felt as if it were set in concrete. "Marriage tends to age a woman.

You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.

If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.

People should be more careful about what they read to their kids, ” Park said. “Some of this stuff sounds dangerous.

I'm fine, " Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.""Bad deduction, " Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.

That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. -(Linc Blaise)

Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.

You could forgive a lot if somebody was there to take care of things until you grew up.