Jerry Coleman Quotes

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

The ballgame is over...in this inning.

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

He many not be hurt as much as he really is.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

There's two heads to every coin.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

The big ballpark can do it all!

Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.