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Jerry Stiller Quotes: "During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "I loved the idea of touching base with an audience."

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.




Jerry Stiller Quotes: "I shave without using shaving cream."

I shave without using shaving cream.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie."

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.




Jerry Stiller Quotes: "My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way."

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's."

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.




Jerry Stiller Quotes: "I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it."

I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories."

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years."

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.




Jerry Stiller Quotes: "We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together."

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent."

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads."

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.



Jerry Stiller Quotes: "I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it."

I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.