Jerry Quotes

Don't limit your challenges; challenge your limits.

Her smile put the sunflower to shame.

I call it like I see it. I don't hold back when it comes to being candid on the hot issues.

We're like licorice. Not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice.

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know.

Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.

Truth is something you stumble into when you think you're going someplace else.

You don't want to be the best at what you do, you want to be the only one.

Nothing left to do but smile.

The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky theyre going to give Cleveland State another year of probation.

It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

If you're able to enjoy something, to devote your life to it or a reasonable amount of time and energy, it will work out for you.

All I know is, if you listen to society, you'll never get anywhere!

You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the only one who does what you do.

Live life expecting the worst, hoping for the best, and living for the future!

She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow.

Our worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.

To be candid with you, free agency hurts all sports. It's great for athletes making an enormous amount of money. But to say it helps the sports, I don't believe that.

Sometimes the lights all shining on me, other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been.

I equate Deadheads to people that like black licorice. There aren't many people that like black licorice, but the ones that do, REALLY REALLY like it! Or buttermilk, or whatever.

Today I will do what others won't, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can't.

We're involved in a society which is undergoing some really weird changes now.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

To me, that's the key thing, the pursuit of happiness. That's the basic, ultimate freedom.

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him.

Magic is what we do, music is how we do it.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

When the devil is shouting 'no way', get ready...the way is about to show up.

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will.

When I was a junior camp counselor and it was my job to tell the campers a bedtime story or devotional, I would tell them a rapture story.

Fiction has a unique role in conveying Truth. In fact, only fiction that is Truth with a capital T is worthwhile.

You can't get much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good.

What is life but being conscious? And good and evil are manifestations of consciousness. If you reject one, you're not getting the whole thing that's there to be had.

Don't believe everything you think. You cannot be trusted to tell yourself the truth. Stay in The Word.

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

I just want the same thing Joe Montana got when he was MVP. He got respect. He got commercials. He got everything

We would all like to be able to live an uncluttered life, a simple life, a good life.

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

Done time in the lock-up, done time on the streets. Done time on the upswing, and time in defeat. I know what I'm askin'. I know it's a lot. Just to say that I love you. Believe it or not.

The real problems are cultural. The problems of the people who take drugs as a cultural trap - I think there's a real problem there, the crack stuff, the hopelessness of the junkie. The urban angst.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.

Good work ain't cheap, cheap work ain't good.

One out of every 100 families in Vermont was a part owner of Ben and Jerry's.

Broken relationships are a source of heavy heartbreak that seem to affect every family.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.