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Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation."

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets."

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.




Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you."

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble."

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.




Jesse Petersen Quotes: "So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy."

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less."

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?"

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?




Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Present a united front: YOU against the zombies."

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight."

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living."

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell."

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.



Jesse Petersen Quotes: "Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely."

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.