Jessica Simpson Quotes

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'

I'm a naughty sweetheart.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.

I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!

We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.

I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

I want to be a role model.

I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

The great thing about Dallas is there's no paparazzi.

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.

That's what I need from everybody right now - enjoy life with me.

To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.

Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

People use music as a utensil to better themselves.

There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!

I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.

I want to do the romantic comedies. You know, the stuff that Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon would choose, of course.