Jim Cornette Quotes

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!