Jim Quotes

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

If we are not happy with where our past decisions have led us, then the place to start is with our current thinking process.

When in doubt, pig out!

The best way to get a project done faster is to start sooner

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Peel back the facade of rigorous methodology projects and ask why the project was successful, and the answer is people.

A lot of young people dont think they can make a difference. Thats really what I am at Dartmouth to do. Im there to tell the young people, Look, a few committed souls can change the world.

Doesn’t the God who created the universe out of nothing and put all the stars in place, have the power to take care of your situation?

I think that phrase is the most horrible phrase in the English language - 'I don't know.' It's terribly embarrassing.

When you know what you want and you want it badly enough, you will find the ways to get it.

Well I should be sitting in an air-conditioned office in a swivel chair, talking trash to the secretary. Saying, hey now mama, come on over here.

The purpose of art is to bring people into presence.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.

[...] My wild words slip into fusion and risk losing the solid ground. So stranger, get wilder still. Probe the highlands.

If you keep harping on a disability, then you'll start believing there is one. So I don't.

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.

The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play.

Oligopoly, plutocracy, kleptocracy: All things that are good for a shareholder.

I think that live music is something that the Internet can never kill.

I will do everything in my power to make sure people are aware that our team is out there fighting the good fight for the tennis fans of the United States.

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

I pressed her thigh and death smiled

Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always knew I had the experience.

Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love.

My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.

I'm pretty sure lurking in a dark alley to mug me with your apology isn't the usual way to go about saying you're sorry. But I didn't read that Mars-Venus book, so who knows.

Character is the result of hundreds and hundreds of choices you make that gradually turn who you are, at any given moment, into who you want to be.

Don't ever let your memories be bigger than your dreams.

That's my only defense against this world: to build a sentence out of it.

I don't know exactly where ideas come from, it's just a matter of us figuring out how to receive the ideas waiting to be heard.

A moving or movement away from a station A waving away from a waving a motion Amazement a moment amazing a waving

Naturally we would prefer seven epiphanies a day and an earth not so apparently devoid of angels.

The world will not change until we do

People are strange when you're a stranger.

Hope unbelieved is always considered nonsense. But hope believed is history in the process of being changed.

Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.

God will bless you and your marriage when you follow His blueprint.

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.

To make progress you must actually get started. The key is to take a step today.

How can I set free anyone who doesn't have the guts to stand up alone and declare his own freedom?

Now is the time to fix the next 10 years.

Life responds to deserve and not to need. It doesn't say,"If you need,you will reap." It says,"If you plant you will reap."The guys says,"I really need to reap."Then you really need to plant.

We need to have preparation to win. A disciplined team will win more close games over a period of time.

Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?