Jim Quotes

The real bias of the media is not to the left or to the right, but to the thin strata of economic elites at the top of our society.

Sometimes I think that's where most of us are. Fighting off the crazy as best we can. Trying to become something better than we were. It's that second bit that's important.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be on, performing.

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical.

O great creator of being grant us one more hour to perform our art and perfect our lives.

Faithfulness and character are noble qualities that God honors.

Terrorists continue to exploit divisions between law enforcement and the intelligence communities that limit the sharing of vital counterterrorism information.

Remember that a wish held fervently turns into belief, and a belief held diligently becomes reality.

Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.

When you don’t understand what is happening, you need to wait, trust God, and rest in His care. He is always faithful to His own.

This is a matter of public health. The public was sick and tired of DeLay and his corruption.

Now, I look at where I am now and I know what I wanna to do. What I would like to be able to do is to spend whatever time I have left and to give, and maybe some hope to others.

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

I was very interested in theatre, mostly in stage design. I did a little bit of acting.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.

So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?

Never test another man by your own weakness.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

Too often, Indian tribes are at the mercy of the shifting political winds of State government.

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.

Every libromancer had a first book. Etched more sharply into my memory than my first kiss, this book had been my magical awakening.

This Congress is simply not doing its job under Republican leadership.

I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

Blessing come to you when you are obedient to God’s commands.

The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job.

You want to see an angry person? Let me hear a cell phone go off.

Almost all these hotspots around the world, most have been destroyed to the point where there is no wildlife and very little of the natural world left.

Everyone wants to beat us. So you can never take a single game lightly.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.

Teach your children or your grandchildren Chinese. It is going to be the most important language of their lifetimes.

I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.

I talked about my family, my family's so important.

I learned this a long time ago. If you call a guy into your office and shut the door, if there’s media around, it sends up a red flag. I never wanted to embarrass a player.

I can't tell you what an honor it is, to even be mentioned in the same breath with Arthur Ashe. This is something I certainly will treasure forever.

We need your help. I need your help. We need money for research. It may not save my life. It may save my children's life. It may save someone you love. And it's very important.

We win or the alumni bash in our teeth. (On the dental plan at NC State)

The first time I was in this state recruiting, that's when I knew I wanted to be a Gator, because I saw the influence and saw what it's all about. This goes a long time.

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

We used to play baseball back in that field and keep an eye out for the bulls.

Momentum is your next day's pitcher.

First, the security and privacy of sensitive taxpayer information is absolutely essential.

That's really the challenge of this century, to develop spokespeople.

The NFL offensive blocking is played differently; they use their hands instead of their head and shoulders.