Jo Jones Quotes

I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

I want to be paid fairly for the work that I'm doing. That's what every single woman around the world wants.

Half the guys drafted in front of me are working at Target right now.

He showed in the last interview, as on the later portions of the chart, a genuine fondness for the rabbit.

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!

I'm not as impatient as I used to be. I used to hit people if I didn't like what they were saying. Just lash out. 'Bam - shut up! Hahahah!' I was terrible.

No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together. "No. You are." "I'm on drugs?" I asked, stunned. I had no idea.

There is no more compassionate and effective way to help poor people in New York City than to give to Robin Hood.

It's not about what you have, it's what people think you have.

People don't believe this, but Hollywood really is a meritocracy.

My opinion is, that power should always be distrusted, in whatever hands it is placed.

I hear some new artists that sound country but the record labels and country radio lean more toward a more rock feel for what gets signed to a label and played on the radio.

The 'enemy' in golf is tension.

You forget that sometimes people are out there to get you - they don't even have a reason.

Play with me and you play with fire.

On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday.

Some people are mistaken, they think birds need feed to survive, but they don't. The main reason to feed birds is to enjoy them.

In the ordinary church, it is suppressed by respectability, by a desire to appear better than we really are.

One of the greatest disservices you can do a man is to lend him money that he can't pay back.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

Acting is fun for me and it doesn't really matter how, whether it's hard work or easy work, it's always fun.

If you don't surrender to God, don't think you don't surrender. Everybody surrenders -- to something.

This is the time that I really miss being in my courtroom because I believe that that's the last place in this country where there's supposed to be fairness.

Cormac McCarthy's language is perfect. He is in my view the greatest living American prose stylist.

I buy shoes sometimes and use them as bookends. They're too beautiful to wear.

The only thing you believe in is the thing you believe in enough to practice. Your creed is your deed.

I have always advised men to read

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.

Technology is the gene uncorked.

I am not blind to the shortcomings of our own people.

[I]n every part of this eastern world, from Pekin to Damascus, the popular teachers of moral wisdom have immemorially been poets.

Of all the things that it is possible to donate, to donate your own body is infinitely more worthwhile.

Being born in a Christian home does not make you a Christian.

The trick is to thank the Lord for letting you have the ride

I'm an actor, I'm always looking for work. I was born to do that.

I have surrendered to God; therefore I surrender to nothing else.

I can direct things but I can't write. My memory is going, so I struggle for words.

Why do I have to pay a reconnect fee when you all made the mistake?

An experiment in nature, like a text in the Bible, is capable of different interpretations, according to the preconceptions of the interpreter.

Don't torture yourself... that's my job

Some people are passionate about aisles, others about window seats.

And who is responsible for this appalling child slavery? Everyone.

As a young girl, I just wanted to have fun and compete. There were no goals of becoming an Olympic athlete. I wanted to hang out with my friends. I wanted to do something fun, and that's what I did

The Olympics are only once every four years so you have to take advantage of all your opportunities, both to be an inspiration to people and help support your sponsors who help you.

It took Dan Jansen, the speed skater, four Olympics to win a medal-a gold one at that!-but he never gave up. I won't, either.

Look in the mirror. You must first love yourself before you can receive true love from someone else.

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

Our actions are the results of our intentions and our intelligence.