Jo Jones Quotes

The Loch Ness monster doesn't exist either. Loch Ness is just not big enough to hide a thirty foot amphibian or reptile for hundreds of years.

.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you got one, it was better than ambrosia.

Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. They're underused.

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

You learn more from your losses, than from your gains.

Prayer means that the total you is praying. Your whole being reaches out to God, and God reaches down to you.

If you don't surrender to Christ, you surrender to chaos.

Worry and anxiety are sand in the machinery of life; faith is the oil.

Very often when I haven't faith in my faith, I have to have faith in His faith. He makes me believe in myself and my possibilities, when I simply can't. I have to rise to His faith in me.

Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service.

Japan is quite weird because they wait for you to say something before they respond. You can literally hear a pin drop, they don't make a sound until you say something to the crowd.

There's always a point where you get knocked down. But I draw on what I've learned on the track: If you work hard, things will work out.

When the going gets tough that should be your inspirational reason to drive on.

In golf, the customs and etiquette and decorum are as important as the rules of play.

When the Church listens to the Holy Spirit, it becomes fruitful. New movements are born.

This is what I call participation in the world of ideas. That is what art-making is.

I will tell you privately it's not going to get better, it's going to get worse all the time, but don't fret. Remember, we play the ball where it lies, and now let's not talk about this, ever again.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

If we only spent more of our time in looking at Him we should soon forget ourselves.

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another.

The devil is so subtle that he dominates man and persuades him at the same time that he is not being dominated.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Successful people are often times highly motivated people.

I usually go to bed pretty late but sleep a full cycle (8 hours).

What gets measured gets done, what gets measured and fed back gets done well, what gets rewarded gets repeated

Environmental justice is the movement to ensure that no community suffers disproportionate environmental burdens or goes without enjoying fair environmental benefits.

I just go with the flow, I follow the yellow brick road. I don't know where it's going to lead me, but I follow it.

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.

The best exercise for golfers is golfing.

I'm inspired by failure. The process of defeat – picking yourself back up again is the hardest thing in the world.

I don't know what I'm going to be doing in two years or even in two weeks. I have to live for today.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

The time has come to move beyond eco-elitism to eco-populism. Ecopopulism. To change our laws and culture, the green movement justice, political solutions and social change.

To live and love is a wonderful thing.

All teaching and all truth and all doctrine must be tested in the light of the scriptures.

A nail-pierced hand holds the sceptre of the universe, and my knees bend before him.

The message is going to be the same. It's very simple. We're either going to turn to each other or on each other.

You don't have to be the smartest person to become successful and wealthy. Many of the most successful and wealthy people in society are not the most educated people.

Whoever can surprise well must conquer.

If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.

Though I lost you years ago, I dreamed you were here. That dream gave me the inspirational feeling that I could make it one more day.

Singing is my life. And when I can do that, that's when I'm free. That's when I'm at my happiest, I'm at my most.

When I read great literature, great drama, speeches, or sermons, I feel that the human mind has not achieved anything greater than the ability to share feelings and thoughts through language.

I look back now and realize that the gift of a true friend is that she sees you not the way you see yourself or the way others see you. A true friend sees you for who you are and who you can become.

All my life I've had the privilege to make my living with my imagination, and the most important thing has been to see my creative life grow. I was educated to do that and have lived accordingly.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink.

I am against performance-enhancing drugs. I have never taken them and I never will take them.

Animation means to invoke life, not to imitate it.