Jo Jordan Quotes

At my age, if I make it up, it's still an old saying.

Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt.

Never prod at a woman unless you must. She will kill you faster than a man and for less reason, even if she weeps over it after.

First things first; take care of what can be done now before worrying too long over what might never be.

When the honey's out of the comb, there's no putting it back.

I always get what I want in the end. And I think I want...ornamental ironwork. For the windows of my bedchamber.

A fool puts her hand into a hollow tree without finding out what's inside first.

Nobody tells us how to be men. We just are.

You cannot please everyone. You cannot soothe everyone.

Tonight you will eat fish. Tomorrow, you may die.

When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back.

The best lie is often one too ridiculous to be taken for a lie.

Better to face the bear than run from it.

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

Out of frustration, you do drugs when you can't write. On occasion that might work, but usually what happens is that once you've had on drink, you just want another drink.

The people of one county can not be indifferent to the welfare of the people in another county.

September 11 stands on its own as a terrible tragedy.

Life is simply time given to man to learn how to live.

Women do not become exhausted they only exhaust others.

Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.

This isn't kissing. This is savoring your taste.

Taren Ferry folk had a reputation for slyness and trickery. If you shook hands with a Taren Ferry man, people said, you counted your fingers afterwards.

Whether the bear beats the wolf or the wolf beats the bear, the rabbit always loses.

If you look at military and intelligence positions from the 1950s, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has always been against American national interests.

A spirit of harmony can only survive if each of us remembers, when bitterness and self-interest seem to prevail, that we share a common destiny.

...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process.

[He] had a hole in his soul, the kind the devil loves to find. It's like an open doorway for him, lets him enter in and do his wicked work.

gun registration is no more complex than the Income Tax system.

Don't hang up until the client either buys or dies.

With a horror movie, you want to know where the engine of the fear is coming from. Like in comedy, you want to know what the engine that's going to make the comedy - where that's coming from.

These simple to prepare recipes should inspire anyone who wants to honor their body-God’s Temple-and feed their family from a biblical perspective.

Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?

Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.

Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

It may not happen in my lifetime, but if I can play a part in moving things along, then I feel I've done a good job.

The greatest people that ever lived were also the greatest failures. They just didn’t let those failures affect them like they do most.

I didn't come here to be average.

Being Michael Jordan means acting the same as I always have.

I am privileged to have played basketball.

I know the signs of scaredness.

In reality, I never want to grow up.

There will be a player greater than me.

I am free to make anything I want as long as I think it will sell.

Basketball isn't my job.

I viewed it as a business, but I always viewed it as a game. An opportunity to show my skills, my basketball skills, amongst the best in the world.

Sometimes I wonder what it will be like to look back on all this. Whether it will seem real.

People can fly. Some people fly higher than others, that's all.

I failed so therefore I succeed.