Joe Rogan Quotes
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"
I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.
In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.