Joe Quotes

Yeah, it's nice to look up to people, but the more you try to be somebody else, the less you are of yourself.

There is no luck; you've got to make your luck. You've got to always be prepared-without trying to.

I came up in battling and just wanting to compete. Even if you had no real problem with someone, you just wanted to compete.

If I'm a pitcher, my only point would be that if I'm a relief pitcher, I think I like the idea of warming up on the field.

Smile. It is sunshine to others.

You bring life to my world you give me strength to go on And face life even when it seems all hopes gone Labeled my wife but you truly exceed the title You my future my happiness my heart my idol

I'll tell you one thing: I will always play the sh** out of my guitar.

They say that when you're the champs, everybody will try to beat you. Well, I'm glad we're champs, so bring'em on, bring'em all on. If we die, we ain't gonna die running. It's gonna be a fight.

You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun.

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

Just because you're in the missionary position don't make you no missionary.

It is easy to forget how much you have, when your eyes are always fixed on what you have not.

Rock 'n' roll can be fun and dangerous at the same time.

I see something in her eyes, sends me to a better place.

When you hear something you don't like, don't ever play it again.

My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive.

You take music out of life and love. I don't want to be on a planet without music.

Almost every great innovation was [created] by government.

Wind is God's way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it's hotter to areas where it's cooler. That's what wind is.

When you think of me as a football player, I would like for people to think that I put it on the line every time. Good or bad, win or lose, I put it on the line.

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Sometimes you have to give credit to the other guy pitching.

I also know that there have been many times in our history when the proximity of an election has induced exactly the kind of leadership and consensus-building that produce progress in our democracy.

Always be prepared to start.

Remember that: Money will always match your mindset.

And I agreed the feeling of action as he was flying or jumping or leaping - a flowing cape would give it movement. It really helped, and it was very easy to draw.

Everything I did in the jails - chain gangs, everything - I haven't changed the policy. I did it, I stand by it, and I'm not going to change.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

I think the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the court is because he is black

Some guys practice like all-Americans but they can't play!

You can't have a great university without a great library.

I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.

If the workers took a notion they could stop all speeding trains; every ship upon the ocean they can tie with mighty chains.

We learn by our problems. We correct our deficiencies if there are any.

Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever.

Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day.

Get what you can with words, because words are free, but the words of an armed man ring that much sweeter.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I had acne. I had a terrible hairdo. I'm sure I was sporting polyester pants.

The thing is, my education was music. I knew I'd be playing music no matter what. That's all I thought about, I was obsessed with it. I'm still obsessed with it. It gets the best of me sometimes.

A goal should scare you a little, and excite you a lot.

Punk rock isn't supposed to be for everyone. There is that sort of private club mentality, which is necessary. It keeps things from getting watered down and boring.

Music is not everything in life. If a young musician looks at it that way, then he can just play his instrument like putting a nail into a wall.

I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun

I ain't afraid to tell the world that it don't take school stuff to help a fella play ball.

Fight piracy; don't squash innovation.

The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting?

If I hadn't gone into the theater, I would be a painter.

You should always remember that you were chosen to be on this earth.