Joe Quotes

I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.

If anyone wants to know why three kids in one family made it to the big leagues they just had to know how we helped each other and how much we practiced back then. We did it every minute we could.

The test of an outfielder's skill comes when he has to go against the fence to make a catch.

I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I had acne. I had a terrible hairdo. I'm sure I was sporting polyester pants.

There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun

The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.

The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting?

The zone is a place that you rarely visit. It's not some place you go every week. The zone is sacred ground.

The Oscar Wilde of Welfare State gentility.

You should always remember that you were chosen to be on this earth.

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?

If I hadn't gone into the theater, I would be a painter.

Fight piracy; don't squash innovation.

When you start worrying about who you're going to play, it could bite you. Because it really shouldn't matter.

I don't like money very much, but it calms my nerves.

Punk rock isn't supposed to be for everyone. There is that sort of private club mentality, which is necessary. It keeps things from getting watered down and boring.

The thing is, my education was music. I knew I'd be playing music no matter what. That's all I thought about, I was obsessed with it. I'm still obsessed with it. It gets the best of me sometimes.

My goal is to be one of the biggest bands in the world, and I have never been bashful about saying that.

Pearl Harbor caused our Nation to wholeheartedly commit to winning World War II, changing the course of our Nation's history and the world's future.

Take away what we love, wed all be Joe Paterno.

It's one of my short-term goals, to be able to actually record music and release it simultaneously and not just hold on to it.

A ball player has to be kept hungry to become a big leaguer. That's why no boy from a rich family has ever made the big leagues.

I always thought there was at least one person in the stands who had never seen me play, and I didn't want to let him down.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You don't win with X's and O's. What you win with is people.

You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.

I'm like a little kid that has a basketball and don't want nobody else to play with it. "It's mine, it's mine, and it's mine!" When it comes to sneakers.

I'm thinking, 'OK, we're about to fight.' I'm like, 'We're about to get it on right here at the VMAs?

Curtis Curtis jackson..he's the fakest thug I ever did see

I'm a big fan of TIËSTO, and SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA are awesome. I absolutely want to work with them.

We're gonna get high, high, high, when we're low. The fires burn from better days. She scream why, oh why? I said I don't know!

Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.

There is a time to dance to techno and a time not to.

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

Once you experience forgiveness, your outer world changes.

You have to be able to play through the tough moments by doing something offensively, and we haven't been able to do that.

Coffee is the absolute most dependably ordinary thing I could have every single day.

If you don't have some self doubts and fears when you pursue a dream, then you haven't dreamed big enough.

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

Uncomfortable doesn't mean bad, uncomfortable simply means you're doing something you haven't done before.

I just wanted to get the hell out of my town. I wanted to leave with reckless abandon. I didn't care where I ended up, as long as I saw as much as humanly possible.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.

God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes

Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult truth, especially if it suits their own purposes.

Armour... is part of a state of mind... in which you admit the possibility... of being hit.