Joe Quotes

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

Armour... is part of a state of mind... in which you admit the possibility... of being hit.

People think we really look good. I think that's the biggest misconception people have.

The problem is that most people spend their lives looking... but not truly seeing.

Tell the people of all lands Let's get together the future is in our hands. United nations have to agree To say no to war, and yes to peace.

But God fears women even more that He fears the devil- and is right to. She, with her power to bring life into the world, was truly made in the image of the Creator, not man.

I've always said that fame is fleeting, but anonymity can last a lifetime.

Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff

Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you.

I don't use e-mail or u-mail or whatever it's called.

I don't want nothing comin' at me that I can't stop.

When I go out there, I have no pity on my brother. I am out there to win.

Work is the only meanin' I've ever known. Like the man in the song says, I just gotta keep on keepin' on.

I'm just back in line with every other actor looking for a job right now and keeping my fingers crossed.

We need to respond to the mood of the people - that we must take the lives of the other side as well.

I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.

The goal of the Head Start program is to give at-risk children all across our Nation a fair chance at succeeding in the educational system.

The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million.

A child's geographic location, race or parent's income level should not predetermine their life's course and it's up to us to see that they don't.

If you do the best you can, you never have to look back.

Don't go on American Idol, I think you'll spend the rest of your life living it down and I think it's getting kinda scary, isn't it?

My greatest talent is calmness and being positive. I concentrate on what you can do even in the worst of times. You don't judge by last week's errors or lost opportunity.

You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid.

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of soft drink.

Our beliefs are creating our reality.

There will be a time when everyone on the team is going to contribute to winning a pennant.

I am deeply saddened and shocked at the loss of umpire Wally Bell.

Every child should have a caring adult in their lives. And that's not always a biological parent or family member. It may be a friend or neighbor. Often times it is a teacher.

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop.

The phrase 'off with the crack of the bat', while romantic, is really meaningless, since the outfielder should be in motion long before he hears the sound of the ball meeting the bat.

Global warming is not a conqueror to kneel before - but a challenge to rise to. A challenge we must rise to.

Project X now, but it started as a Hunger Game.

Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.

I was born with the gift.

Man I wouldn't want to be in [MGK's] position right now ... He's just oblivious to what's going on.

I remind myself that no one day of writing matters all that much. A story is built somewhat like a stalactite - one little drip of mud and grit at a time.

Publicity is like poison; it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it.

Right now I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do, 'cause I don't want to sit around on my backside all day. If I'm gonna do that I'll be a newspaper reporter.

If life has taught me one thing, it's that there are no villains. Only people, doing their best.

I've made peace with myself. Good for you. That's the hardest war of all to win. Didn't say I won. Just stopped fighting.

Look for players with character and ability. But remember, character comes first.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.

If you have read 6,000 books in your lifetime, or even 600, it's probably because at some level you find 'reality' a bit of a disappointment.

You have to do well on third downs.

You can't win the Kentucky Derby unless you're on a thoroughbred.

I approach playing acoustic guitar more of as a percussive instrument. It's fragile. I don't have a lot of finesse when it comes to my guitar playing.

One of the regime's most important tactics is the creation of a third force in the country.