Joe Quotes

I find those wind turbines around Lake George to be utterly offensive. I think they're just a blight on the landscape.

Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time... I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car.

Tonight we're going to show you eight silent ways to kill a man.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

I don't remember that I copied any guitar player note-for-note. But I remember copying Charlie Parker note for note.

Observation is like a muscle. It grows stronger with use and atrophies without use. Exercise your observation muscle and you will become a more powerful decoder of the world around you.

It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.

Names turned over by time, like the plough turning the soil. Bringing up the new while the old were buried in the mud.

Sometimes it doesn't matter too much what choice you make, as long as you make it quick and stick to it.

We aren't particularly talented. We try harder!

Spring Training is a fun time for me.

I'd define it as self-awareness: an ability to trust your own judgment. An ability to see through veils of bullshit or spins on stories or propaganda. Maybe an ability to think for yourself.

Obviously generating revenue is what this is all about anymore, which is sad, but again, you have to find ways to make it work. But, yeah, that's certainly intriguing.

I make music because of the love and joy of it and I try to make music to take you to a feel-good place and remind you that maybe there's a brighter day.

I think it doesn't matter what color you are. Everybody is getting the - getting the stick, and I'm sure Trump feels the same way.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

Every child should have a safe place in their life.

I feel like I envision a lot of hamstrings getting pulled and a lot of bumps and bruises out there.

I don't bow down to the federal government.

You can't measure what's inside a man's heart.

Rationalism doesn't require "belief," only observation. The real, measurable world doesn't care what you believe.

My message to kids who bully other kids is: You know it's wrong! What's really going on? Try not to make somebody else's life miserable because you are.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

A lot of people have the ability, but they don't put forth the effort.

Don't lean on the past, learn from it and move on.

I just want to go back to rockin', but I'm uncertain as to what to actually do. The truth is, I never stopped thinking about rock'n'roll for a second that I'm on holiday.

I know that I'm kind of a big deal online, but I think that some of that is starting to seep into the streets, and you want to kind of continue to make sure it does that.

A gaffe in Washington is someone telling the truth, and telling the truth has never hurt me.

I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

When you work with somebody you have chemistry with, it's easy and it's fun. You hardly call it work.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

We keep grinning 'til the weekend comes, just a pinch between your cheek and gum, all night long.

Where I'm at physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually usually dictates where my music goes.

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

A friendship between a man and a woman was what you called it when one had been pursuing the other for a long time and never gotten anywhere.

Rules are for children. This is war, and in war the only crime is to lose.

Taking a thing apart is always faster than putting something together. This is true of everything except marriage.

I want you to remember what was good in me, not what was most awful. The people you love should be allowed to keep their worst to themselves.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

There was no such thing as luck. Luck was a word idiots used to explain the consequences of their own rashness, and selfishness, and stupidity. More often than not bad luck meant bad plans.

The hippy movement was a failure.

everybody has a story to tell

Leave your excuses behind, and you will begin to attract wealth.

I think we're going to have to forget about the radio and just go back to word of mouth.

We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee it.

Bad Boys II has knocked everyone's socks off.

We pride ourselves on trying to put on the best show we can and we're not afraid to say that we happen to be the best live band in the world.

When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.