Joe Quotes

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.

Great writers say things that are so beautiful, the very act of repeating them makes life itself more beautiful.

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children came to some of the sessions.

To obtain success, you must get the most out of your ability and to do that you must work on your weaknesses.

This nuclear option is ultimately an example of the arrogance of power.

I am very proud of the critical role West Virginians play in providing energy to our nation.

The first time I ever saw him play, Tre Cool was wearing a tutu and an old-womans swimming cap.

Dont test me, Second guess me, Protest me, You will DISAPEAR! (East Jesus of Nowhere)

Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God.

I began writing with a Michael Buble mentality. I think he's fantastic, and it's the perfect music for any date night, ever.

Sometimes the only way to win is to die trying.

Fiscal policy, monetary policy, they need to work together to try and raise the level of growth.

You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I've been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.

Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

All experience is memory, and so everything you write about is from memory-unless you're writing about typing.

The worst advice a young writer can get is "Write what you know." Imagination is more important than experience.

I think most people don't exactly know what they're doing, 100%, but they portray themselves as if they do.

Be who you are. If you're comfortable leading, you're comfortable. And if you're not, it's OK.

It does influence every part of your life and it influences every decision you make. (speaking about faith)

The past doesn't buy you much.

I don't like cruises. Period. My biggest nightmare is being stuck on a boat.

That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places.

I drink to forget I drink.

At home, I make a large batch of tomato sauce and freeze it in meal-size portions in freezer bags.

Aside from hospitality and delicious food, our [restaurateurs'] job is to entertain people. Restaurants should make people feel special, excited and fulfilled.

You do form a cadre of people that you trust and who are good at their jobs and who know you and what your quirks and foibles are. It makes making movies very collegial and a lot more fun.

I get a lot of credit I don't deserve.

I think Def Jam happened to be one of the labels that really didn't have a good grip on things that were going on. I'll say that - that's my political answer.

I have some things that I've been workin' on, such as delivery, wordplay, breath control, just a lot of other things that artists work on, that the listener may not be listening for.

His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.

A good sign that an army has been around too long is that it starts getting top-heavy with officers.

First, I prepare. Then I have faith.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

I do play football no-holds-barred. Any edge I can get, I'll take. I'd grab a face mask only in a fit of anger. Uncontrolled anger is damn near insane.

I know what I believe, I know what I want to do, and I'm just comfortable saying it, and laying it out there.

Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean, there lived a girl that I swear to the world made the alligators look tame.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

Football is a team game. So is life.

Purists maintain that if you go to a baseball game you will almost always see something you have never seen before. Unfortunately, it usually takes place in the stands.

Music is music; you don't have to put a label on it.

Everybody likes to win. It sure beats the devil out of losing.

There's never been a greater game than football.

You're only as happy as your least happy child.

That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

Scars remind us where we've been - they don't have to dictate where we are going.

Book lovers are engaged with writers in a private communion that occurs in some vaporous cenacle of the mind.