Joe Quotes
The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'
I was single long enough, and when I was, it wasn't about putting notches in the bedpost.
I believe that our national security lies not just in protecting our borders, but in bridging divides.
I have had the auditioning process go on for two weeks or three weeks. I am always incredibly anxious. The audition and the wait is definitely the hardest part for me.
Dictating to dictators doesn't work; they are congenitally delusional about their own indispensability.
Chris Brown is a fantastic artist and songwriter and to be able to work with him was kind of unbelievable.
What's up, I'm DJ Danger. Some people might think it's dangerous to have an unbrella inside, but i am dangerous!
I think our main priority is to make people happy and try to take them out of all that for a second.
With directing, you have to know what you're doing, but you have to actually be able to control what's going on.
You can go to the bank and borrow money, but you can't go to the bank and borrow a Super Bowl ring. The ring is like a crown.
With some basic skills, ambition and persistence, then there is little limit to what you can achieve, and by trying you can often surprise yourself.
I've achieved 'the American dream.' I feel it's my duty to help others achieve their vision, too - especially the youth.
They miss Rachel and Lillian Rose every minute of every day. It doesn't bring them any comfort to see him standing there and know that their daughter and granddaughter are gone.
I have a great relationship with Special Olympics back in Baltimore and have had one for many years.
I know what I believe, I know what I want to do, and I'm just comfortable saying it, and laying it out there.
My first lessons lasted two weeks and it was Jingle Bells. It didn't make any sense at all. I wanted to know how to play like Hendrix.
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.
As costly as it was in the lives of our men and women in uniform, in military assets, and in esteem and pride, Pearl Harbor was a watershed moment for America.
Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Well, roll my breakfast cause I'm a hungry man.
Good steel bends, but never breaks. Good steel stays always sharp and ready. Good steel feels no pain, no pity, and above all, no remorse
In every song I write, whether it's a love song or a political song or a song about family, the one thing that I find is feeling lost and trying to find your way.
Most people who open restaurants will fail, because they lack the fundamental understanding of restaurant math. Either they think they're superstar cooks or they think they're superstar hosts.
Grow up, Donald Trump. Grow up. Time to be an adult. You're president. You gotta do something. Show us what you have.
No matter what it is you are cooking, buy the best ingredients you can afford. I don't care if it's a simple salad or Beef Wellington. A quality product stands alone and won't need any dressing up.
I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.
You can't live on planet rock star 24/7; you have to be down and dirty and have some fun.
