Joe Quotes

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy.

I was lucky enough when it came to sports and work ethic to be taught some basics that continue to be important.

Time remorselessly rambles down the corridors and streets of our lives. but it is not until autumn that most of us become aware that our tickets are stamped with a terminal destination.

Already, though, she understood the difference between being a child and being an adult. The difference is when someone says he can keep the bad things away, a child believes him.

I love to listen to the music that first inspired me - I get that fresh feeling back.

For me the music is a vehicle for my lyrics. It's a chance to get some really good words across.

One thing is obvious: Our policy, which is directed at making the country ungovernable, has started to bear fruit. The process that has been initiated is irreversible.

I was mild-mannered, wore glasses, was very shy with women.

I did all the work at the beginning up until the point where I couldn't handle the increasingly heavy art production burden alone. I needed, and got, assistance.

I love Lil Wayne, that's like my little brother. He's just the coolest dude on Earth.

Come on fathers, don't hesitate, send them off before it's too late. Be the first one on the block to have your boy come home in a box.

Just talk to me as a father ... not what the Constitution says. What do you feel?

Song ideas have come to me in the middle of interviews, in the shower, or while I'm writing another song.

What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn.

I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond Someday).

Our prep's not going to be any different. It will be optional batting practice like there was today. I don't want any more work. I don't want extra study.

Listen, listen, listen.

I believe it to my soul that you're the devil in nylon hose, for the harder I worker the faster my money goes.

I don't remember yesterday. Today it rained.

You need to play with supreme confidence, or else you'll lose again, and then losing becomes a habit.

No matter what happens in the future, whether it is a Labor government or a Coalition government, whoever is in government is going to have to fix the budget.

Everyone is a buyer, everyone's a potential purchaser and everyone's a potential vendor.

Like a one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store.

I still haven't gotten that little something out of my system that I'm still not a kid going to a football game. I'm excited.

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.

Don't be afraid of failure. Never fear it because there's always a lesson if you're open to it. There's always a lesson at the end of it. Always.

A good painting has to do about 12 things at once.

With my family, my sons both love music and play music, and they're really good at it.

[Religion is a way of reconstructing] what has come to feel like a crumbling moral framework in the life of our nation.

I just want to write good songs that people love, which is a tough thing to do.

Time passes by like lightning. Before you know it you're struck down.

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

It was real Cheyenne. I would get the translations the night before, but it was very difficult because it was not like any other language you would be familiar with.

Talking with other parents really gave me some lessons that I try to hold on to now, as a parent of two boys.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

Soap opera wouldn't be my first choice, but at this point in my life, I would consider a soap. It would allow me to act and still do other things with my life.

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.

One thing I can't do is do anything half-assed. I want to make sure everything is right, that the song is fully realized.

Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.

It's not necessarily getting older or the change that comes with it, I think it's more about the memories that you have. Where you can look at your life in these eras.

I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make the DJs look stupid.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

I love rock, pop, and funk. I love being able to blend these three and create something unique for people.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.