Joe Quotes

Woodstock was about the closest thing to anarchy I've ever seen in my whole life, and I didn't like it.

It's not that we're trying to avoid death; we're trying to enjoy our lives fully, to wring every wonderful drop out of life that we possibly can.

As Australians, we must not leave our children worse off. That’s not fair. That is not our way.

I'm not going to count the dollars before they've come in.

I felt like the universe was tapping me on the shoulder saying, "You're the guy who has to tell this story because nobody else is."

To generate great power you must first totally relax and gather your strength, and then concentrate your mind and all your strength on hitting your target.

Dream the impossible dream.

Maybe it's every kid's dream to go into a pod and come out looking like Captain America. And you don't even have to exercise or lift weights! It's great!

I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man.

I'm a songwriter-I'm obligated to keep pushing myself.

History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly.

We've been a band for 16 years. This is what you dream about.

Daffy, of course, wants to go on the journey with him but the studio decides they want Daffy back, so Bugs and a young studio executive heroine have to go out and try to bring him back.

I prefer the band aspect of things. I feel comfortable. It feels good to look to my left and right and see three other people on stage with you that love music as much as you.

A punk concert isn't fun without a pit.

Moshing and broken glass just don't go together.

The problem at Wimbledon seems to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency.

The musical is amazing. i mean,i don't throw around that word very often unless im talking about myself. Being humble is one of my many fine qualities. IGN Interview May 2009

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers

I have sung to large crowds since then, and there is a feeling that once you get over 100,000 people, you kind of lose the control element, you don't know if you are really getting through or not.

If I put the script down more than once, there's a good chance that I probably don't want to play the part.

I was in Germany when the wall came down.

If me and Mike Dirnt are in the same room, it's not quite right if he's not on stage with me.

I'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I want to represent that before anything else

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

Once you get into entertaining a quarter of a million people, it's a very weird place to be.

I have always been a sucker for ballads, but you have to be careful these days, you can't overload people.

She smashes her knuckles into winter As autumn's wind fades into black She is the saint of all the sinners, the one whose fallen through the cracks... (iViva la Gloria!)

We must not condemn to frustration those whose job it is to protect us by failing to provide them with the necessary resources to meet the threats they face.

I don't want to limit myself musically. It would be really limiting if we'd neglect something we really want to do, like explore other styles of music.

Today, we can see with our own eyes what global warming is doing. In that context it becomes truly irresponsible, if not immoral, for us not to do something.

Just seeing the things on TV and the things in front of you, the amount of information coming in, and the lack of information not coming in, how could you not help but write songs about it.

Attack your instruments. Don't let them attack you.

Javy [Baez] grew up in Puerto Rico, played a lot of baseball as a youth, played a lot of winter ball. He's been taught properly and well.

I don’t think there’s any such thing as male objectification

I was first in my family to go to college.

I read every fan forum and every blog, and every message board, and every chat room. I read it all. There's nothing online that I'm not aware of.

I'm a character actor so I've jumped around to all kinds of things.

I mean, believe me, I'm not for censorship.

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.

I love catching, being involved in every pitch of the game, obviously it beats you up both mentally and physically.

When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'

I'm not as cool as I'm supposed to be.

I have a fear of failure.

James Cameron has always been way ahead of the curve in terms of the use of technology in his movies.

I think people believe that I give ant aura of someone who has both feet on the ground.

Pressure just makes you go a little more. I kind of like pressure.

Getting fired is what happens to a manager sooner or later.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.