Joe Quotes

When a kid plays football before he attends a class, something is wrong.

I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house. And I love Thanksgiving, because of the football and the fall weather. And of course, I love Christmas - that's my favorite of all!

It is crucial that members of Congress cast votes that are supportive of the values upon which our nation was founded: equality, freedom, and opportunity for all people.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

Growing up is a ritual, more deadly than religion, more complicated than baseball, for there seem to be no rules. Everything is experienced for the first time.

Lending books to other people is merely a shrewd form of housecleaning.

Everyone always wants to know how you can tell when it's true love, and the answer is this: when the pain doesn't fade and the scars don't heal, and it's too damned late.

I have three favorite politicians: Reagan, Truman, and Bobby Kennedy - Bobby for showing remarkable political courage despite being loathed by many on both sides.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

The things that people do now in sports, you can't even believe. These are complete total athletes. To see what human beings can do in the highest level is amazing.

Come to West Virginia and we'll show you how to live... how to treat people. We're open for business. West Virginia is truly on the move.

Do not miss your children's childhood. Do not be away 200 nights a year as I was. Do not put strains on your marriage or family.

Luck is a woman. She's drawn to those that least deserve her.

Any game becomes important when you know and love the players.

For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed.

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

I want to see success right away. And I want to never give up, never stop.

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society.

The Republican majority will stop at nothing to prevent access to the legal system for those who are hurt.

When I was a boy, I used to pull a big cross saw with my dad. He'd use his right hand, so I'd have to use my left.

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

After 20 years in the game, I was fortunate to get away from the game and enjoy my family, which was great for me.

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.

I like the way you hustle man.

It was the highlight of my life being in the Mae West show, because I saw and did things I never had before.

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

When I was up there at the plate, my purpose was to get on base anyway I could, whether by hitting or by getting hit.

Doctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.

It's tricky when I'm constantly traveling and adjusting to new time zones and trying to also keep up with my workouts.

I felt like it needed some color down there, so I painted the walls with the motherfucker.

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.

The benefit is competition, the thrill of playing in the Olympics, being an Olympian, playing against the best.

Any free meal is a good meal, you know?

We'll have freedom, love and health/When the grand red flag is flying, In the Workers' Commonwealth.

I love to hear the note sing.

When you hear an instrumental song someone is singing over, you know right away it's wrong.

If someone can relate my guitar solo to an exercise in a book... that's no fun at all.

Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Always go onward; returning to a favored place you will only find your old footsteps washed away.

I began thinking there should be an American phrase book, 'cause I've got an Italian phrase book, and an Arabic one... now a British one. I think it'd be pretty good to have an American phrase book.

Big money seeks out the company of its own, for purposes of reproduction.

The only place I considered home was the boarding school, in Yorkshire, my parents sent me to.

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

What is he? He's a puppeteer and he's got a lot of inspiration all around him, and the fact that they can manipulate the expressions now with ease compared to what it used to be.

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

Lighting is vital. Without that they've got nothing. And, of course, color and texture. When they showed me a little piece of Finding Nemo, I said this has got to be the biggest hit.

Pixar is going in the direction of the early Disney. And it's also corporate, where they have four or five projects in the works. I don't want to get into that subject.

What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you're singing and I really enjoy that!

Rather than look at a marriage as two people morphing into one thing, you could see two individuals who are choosing to form a partnership.