Joe Quotes

Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

To have that mentality of wear whatever you want, be whoever you want to be, on and offstage. This is who I am.

I can't grow a moustache.

Intrinsic value is not measured by how much money you make, it's measured by the size of the problem you solve.

Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?

We journalists are never so idiotic as when we analyze things that we shouldn't be analyzing.

For those of us who consider ourselves political moderates, life is a dispiriting slog, a sorry mix of rectitude and ineptitude.

The cost of hiring someone bad is so much greater than missing out on someone good.

Fair use is important to innovators as well as consumers. It's fair use that allowed the VCR to innovate on top of the television.

Man's glory lies not, Lincoln thought, in 'his goodness,' for this is often nonexistent. He derives glory, instead, from his being made in the image of the Living God.

I'm 37 years old and don't have a steady paycheck.

I would love to get a place out in the country and spend my idle time just remodeling and planting seeds and watching them grow.

I would love the opportunity to work in Chicago. It would be like a dream come true, if I could work there on something like the way ER was filmed.

I need family support close because when you go to work, they are long days and it can get lonely.

I think a lot of people feel that they are just not listened to, and that the politicians in Washington are just playing games with each other and forgetting about their constituents.

Most people want their representatives to get something done.

I don't even like money. It just quiets my nerves.

You explore beautiful songs & create your own interpretation of them.

Charlie Parker lifted jazz music off the dance floor and into the stratosphere!

You rarely think about just throwing to third base to get one out. That's probably the industry's fault with all of that.

[Red Sox and Blue Jays] formula's been they have such durability in the bullpen.

I mean, I feel like I've been pretending I was a werewolf since I was a little kid.

I went to a school that's predominantly computer science and engineering. So, there's a real shortage of hot girls, let's say.

I have a few goals that I kind of keep to myself.

I want to be back behind the plate as long as I can. I can help the team that way, and I like being in control and in charge.

With the coming of television, and the knowledge of how it could be used to seduce voters, the old political values disappeared. Something new, murky, undefined started to rise from the mists.

Americans have never quite digested television. The mystique which should fade grows stronger. We make celebrities not only of the men who cause events but of the men who read reports of them aloud.

And it's exactly what's wrong with the radio. It's like...anything that tries to appeal to everybody always ends up sounding so cheap.

People who come to Canada and have big dreams are really achieving something special from an entrepreneurial perspective.

What you have to do in certain situations, that's called situational hitting.

Greg Maddux could put a baseball through a life saver if you asked him.

Well, I grew up in the Bay Area, so I've been in earthquakes before.

One, I had never worked with John Woo before and I wanted to see what that was like, and two, Ben Affleck is a friend, so it would be fun to work with him again.

When I started off many years ago, I made a determination that there were certain roles I didn't want to play.

Basically, the actor's job is to pay attention to the script.

Post-operatively the transplanted kidney functioned immediately with a dramatic improvement in the patient's renal and cardiopulmonary status.

There are some things you only learn through experience.

I've tested life and I've learned what works for me.

Nobody wants to follow somebody who doesn't know where he's going.

Till I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Johnny Unitas was my hero.

I believe in letting a guy live the way he wants to if he doesn't hurt anyone.

I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggguulliing...We're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you!

I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.

I enjoy every minute, because there are going to be a lot of moments in your future that you're going to wish you held onto longer.

When people have passion there's nothing they can't do.

The Lord has blessed me more than I deserve.

I need to find a church on Sunday. I need to say 'please' and 'thank you,' 'yes sir' and 'no ma'am.' Do the little things because that's part of being an adult.

Twelve to 15 years of acting school, and I am being a bird.

If you take your last album & try to copy it, then thats sure to hell the way to stagnation. And that makes me bored...and if I'm bored then the music is boring and so are the band!