Joe Quotes

Nothing has that fire we feel when we're onstage.

When I meet a fan, I always try to learn something about that fan.

gun registration is no more complex than the Income Tax system.

You can be as critical as you want of Black Lives Matter. I'm critical of him, too. But to say that they have caused shooting of police officers, I think is a bridge too far.

I'd be honored to be playing a Republican, although I'm not.

I dont like to repeat myself as an actor.

I have to make half of my decision based on what I think my fans will appreciate, and the other half has to be for my personal reasons.

I would prefer just to be an actor for hire rather than struggling with something like Higher Ground, that I had a lot of emotion attached to.

We cannot fulfill that purpose [environmentalism] if we are heaping contempt on God's creation.

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.

My family was into music. My dad was into music down south. My mom and grandmother were into gospel music so there were all types. That was my inspiration.

Here's the problem, and here's what he's going to learn. I do not work for Donald Trump. Come the 20th, Donald Trump works for us. We're the boss.

Everyone loves characters that are relatable or who have unique quirks or tragic flaws.

Well, if I hadn't have been an actor I would have gone on to play college sports.

I've spent the better part of the last twenty-five years doing a lot of traveling.

I think actors are brave souls that have to use parts of themselves that I'm just not comfortable doing anymore.

It frustrates me if I'm not good at something, so I do it until I get good at it.

The citizen does not so much vote for a candidate as make a psychological purchase of him.

We forgave, followed and accepted because we liked the way he looked. And he had a pretty wife. Camelot was fun, even for the peasants, as long as it was televised to their huts.

When she cries, it is quiet, tearless, almost completely imperceptible: one more unheard prayer.

The most important things in your life are almost always impossible to predict.

The longer human beings exist, it seems, the less likely we are to choose to be brave.

Children are gleeful barbarians.

I still have a vivid memory of my excitement when I first saw a chart of the periodic table of elements.

I do not feel any artist can produce great art without putting great personality into it. It is always a piece of you that goes on the screen or the canvass.

I am a football fan, yeah.

There's been a lot of really cool stuff that's happened to me throughout my career, and I remember everything, but I don't think I savored every moment of it like I should have or like I do now.

You call this a script? Give me a couple of 5,000-dollar-a-week writers and I will write it myself.

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

If you saw that Yankee pitching too often, there would be a lot of guys doing different jobs.

You gotta choose what battles you can win.

Sometimes people can surprise you. Sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.

Clark Kent, I suppose, had a little bit of Harold Lloyd in him.

I think initially we wanted to use the first letter of the character's name. We thought S was perfect.

There's something really nice about missing the person you're with. To have someone be apart enough to force independence and to also look forward to seeing that person.

I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants.

After you manage the Yankees for 12 years, it's really tough to envision going somewhere else. But then the Dodgers called.

The most wonderful taste of serenity is found by the love you create for yourself, and those around you.

I bought a gun because POW POW sounds a lot better than Hey, put that back!

Don't get seduced by the next shiny thing, because you'll get caught up chasing shiny things and that will keep you from addressing what you really need to accomplish.

People would be surprised at how much of an electronic dude I am, and I like new wave, post-punk and proto-punk stuff.

You always get what you unconsciously believe and expect.

When you resist doing what you know needs done, it is difficult. Find a mental way to enjoy it, and just do it, and it is easy.

The best way of become forgiving is to feel gratitude.

Your future is co-created out of what you do today. Do you act from fear or faith? You get to choose.

What are you thinking about? What you focus on right now will tend to come into your life a little later. Here's your reminder to change your mind.