Joe Quotes

Sometimes, if you wear suits for too long, it changes your ideology.

Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.

I have always been fascinated with guns. I grew up in America so granted, it is part of our heritage and it is written into the laws of how this country is run.

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic.

Don't just stand back and play the way you're coached. A great player must rise to the occasion and turn the game around on his own.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Care for all the animals they need our help Care for all the children stop thinking of ourselves. And if we work together to try for harmony Someday we will live in peace

Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.

Baseball is a game of life. It's not perfect, but it feels like it is.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

Bad books on writing tell you to "WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW", a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

What counts in sports is not the victory, but the magnificence of the struggle.

They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy.

I sort of enjoy the fact that I'm misunderstood most of the time. That's fine.

Writing a song is actually quite easy. Writing a good one is very, very difficult.

Carbs - especially pasta - are the fuel my body needs to maintain an athletic lifestyle.

The second you think you've arrived, someone passes you. You have to always be in pursuit.

Success is living up to your potential. That's all. Wake up with a smile and go after life... Live it, enjoy it, taste it, smell it, feel it.

Every individual was put on this earth to accomplish some purpose bigger than just making a living.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

We will continue to go out onto the streets and to protest, and actively encourage the public to support us in our campaign for free education.

Editing is where movies are made or broken. Many a film has been saved and many a film has been ruined in the editing room.

Music kept me sane. I love music too much. I'm too passionate about music to let anything or anyone come in between me and my love.

In this era of uncertainty and conflict, the United States - blessed with the world's strongest military, most ingenious economy, and most tolerant society - remains a model and leader to the world.

If there was another Dr. Quinn movie, I would do it in a heartbeat.

I didn't know that I'd like it this much, coaching both boys and... seeing how excited they are to play hockey. It reminds you of when you were that age and you wanted to be out on the ice.

Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

I hit him with body shots that would have brought down cities.

Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now!

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

You have to perform at a consistently higher level than others. That's the mark of a true professional.

When all else fails...be a rockstar

Happiness is not a future event.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

To be a leader, you have to make people want to follow you, and nobody wants to follow someone who doesn't know where he is going.

I'm not in a competition with any other artist, anything that's goin' on - I'm strictly competing with myself.

I love the idea of playing a good guy who's fighting his own demons.

Those who are patient in the trivial things in life and control themselves will one day have the same mastery in great and important things.

Younger Arabs are much less satisfied with education in the region than their elders, and are more comfortable networking and communicating via digital means.

Those who tell you it's tough at the top have never been at the bottom.

Love is that enviable state that knows no envy or vanity, only empathy and a longing to be greater than oneself.

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.

I think my dyslexia was a vital part of my development because my inability to read and write meant that I had to find knowledge elsewhere so I looked to the cinema.

Our immigration system is a broken system that needs to be fixed. We need reform that provides hardworking people of good character with a real path towards citizenship.

I have only one loyalty - to my writing. I never wanted to be the head of a studio or a producer.

Every single person I know who is successful at what they do is successful because they love doing it.