Joe Quotes

You may only get one chance at something...and that requires confidence in your ability.

This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work.

This is a way you can learn about someone through very stressful situations. That is when a person is either gonna shine or falter.

This is looking tasty.

Everyone knows the rules of three's, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.

It drops down to a place I ain't going.

Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip.

I was always told that I was too small, too skinny, too slow, not tough enough, and I never ever believed what people told me.

You gotta score to put points on the board.

Great players make great plays.

Kirk Cousins has played much better at the quarterback position than Robert Griffin III has.

In obstetrics and gynecology, the term abortionist is still a dirty word.

A southerner would fry a salad if he could figure out how.

Being injured sucks. When you see all your buddies out there playing it's tough.

Baseball, while you're doing it, you think it's going to last forever.

My relationship with George Steinbrenner was great. He was the boss, and I accepted that.

You have to fix something when it first appears.

There is no worse emotion than fear.

The game itself is an autonomous game, but everybody is a part of it. No contribution is too small.

It's nice to be in first place. But just because you're not on a winner doesn't mean you're a loser.

You could have the bases loaded, and you bring up the best pinch-hitter in the world to pinch hit, he hits into a double play, and then all of a sudden: 'How could you do that?'

That's what I'd like to think that my reputation is - being honest.

In regards to steroids, I think we're all to blame, all of baseball. I never realized how far-reaching this problem has been.

I never concerned myself with other people's decisions.

Baseball has changed dramatically since I began my tenure with the Yankees.

Stress is something that is sort of out of your control. You get stressed out over looking at the finish line. Stress is something that is an outside thing. Stress is an anxiety.

I met Tiger Woods, and I looked in his eyes - and I saw Derek Jeter. They don't have to tell people they're good. They just prove it by the way they love the competition.

My 12 years in New York were very, very special, the fans were very special, and it's something I will take with me wherever I go and into retirement.

I've been very, very fortunate. I never had to work for a living.

I played for 18 years, but the only thing that meant anything to me was the World Series.

Million Dollar Arm touches on many of the Safe At Home Foundations core values, such as children, teamwork and family.

I feel emptiness, and he probably won't be able to close his eyes for two or three days.

In baseball, you're always moving people around.

Sometimes they say the world rotates a little different for lefthanders.

The fact that somebody is reducing your salary is just telling me they're not satisfied with what you're doing.

It's all about makeup.

People are proud of their players.

Umpires sometimes have a quick trigger.

I know in the heat of battle, it's hard not to get angry, especially in the 19th inning.

My father wasn't the best role model to me.

We've got to decide, how much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar.

Kids are much more intuitive these days. Not that I'm crazy about what's on TV, but they know so much these days.