Joe Quotes

Those who tell you it's tough at the top have never been at the bottom.

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.

I love the idea of playing a good guy who's fighting his own demons.

I have only one loyalty - to my writing. I never wanted to be the head of a studio or a producer.

Our immigration system is a broken system that needs to be fixed. We need reform that provides hardworking people of good character with a real path towards citizenship.

Every single person I know who is successful at what they do is successful because they love doing it.

Never run in the rain with your socks on.

Be around people who can keep your energy and inspiration high. While you can make progress alone, it's so much easier when you have support.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.

Cynicism is what passes for insight among the mediocre.

I played my best everyday. You never know when someone may be seeing you play for the first time.

I love you more than words. And I am a big fan of words.

There is nothing more common than unsuccessful men with talent.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

I can't wait until tomorrow 'cause I get better looking every day.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

Don't be afraid to fail, encourage your talent, and use your heart. And never be unprepared

Pretty and demented at the same time, like me.

There's a fine line between giving the sense of freedom and being too free.

There are only two sorts of people in life you can trust - good Christians and good Communists.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

A winner is somebody who goes out there every day and exhausts himself trying to get something accomplished.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Failure is not getting beat. Failure is when you don't do a good job preparing.

You have to learn to love the small things in life, like a hot bath. You have to love the small things, when you have nothing else

The most terrifying thing that ever happened to me was that Keith Moon decided he liked me.

Every man's got to figure out how to get beat sometime.

I wasn't a big guy. People thought the big guys would eat me up. But it was the other way around. I loved to fight bigger guys.

Transgender discrimination is the civil rights issue of our time

I believe the measure of a man isn't just the road he's traveled; it's the choices he's made along the way.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

When violence against women is no longer societally accepted, no longer kept secret; when everyone understands that even one case is too many. That's when it will change.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

If you ain't thinkin about man and God and law, then you ain't thinkin about nothin'.

I loved fighting... It gave me the opportunity to prove myself, to stand up and say, 'I'm the best. I matter. I am.'

Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem.

You can't be a legend in your parent's basement.

Don't let the pressure of the moment outweigh the pleasure.

At the end of our life, we ought to be able to look back over it from our deathbed and know somehow the world is a better place because we lived, we loved, we were other-centered, other-focused.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

The three most destructive words that every man receives when he's a boy is when he's told to 'be a man'.

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.