Joe Quotes

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love

The three most destructive words that every man receives when he's a boy is when he's told to 'be a man'.

The whole damned country was depending on me.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

When you're out to get the honey you don't go killing all the bees

To reach your own goals and dreams, you must learn how to assist others in reaching theirs

I like to have fun. I have never done anything well in my entire life that I didn't enjoy.

I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.

What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided in advance that they don't like it.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

It's okay to grow up, it's just slowing down that's the scary part. Running out of time. It's okay to grow up, but it doesn't mean you have to become like your parents.

It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling.

Once that bell rings you're on your own. It's just you and the other guy.

What is going on in America is extreme. The youth cult, they worship youth so much it's almost paranoid. And LA is the Mecca of it all; they're taking it to the hilt.

I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Be the hero of your own story.

I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

The important thing is to dare to dream big, then take action to make it come true.

Cause there's only one reason for doing anything that you set out to do. If you don't want to be the best, then there's no reason going out and trying to accomplish anything.

There is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first time. I owe him my best.

If I had to do it over again, I'd probably play the game the same way.

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.

A sound body keeps a sound mind.

Failures are expected by losers, ignored by winners.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

I'm a firm believer in my higher power havin' a plan, and he's never wrong, and he's not open to suggestions.

Inspiration gives you a desire. Decision makes it an intention. Action makes it real.

I can't sleep very well at night. It takes me a while to get to sleep. I could just be nocturnal. I have my nighttime witching hour where I hang out, listen to records or watch TV.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

I've always done 'the wrong thing' and had a pretty wonderful time doing it.

Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

I wouldn't say rock & roll is dead but the current music made by young people isn't really rock & roll.

I made the most of my ability and I did my best with my title.

Always move forward, going straight will get you nowhere.

To dream the impossible dream, to reach the unreachable star!

To win, you have to lose, and then get pissed off.

I want to hit him, step away and watch him hurt. I want his heart.

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

Inside the silence is a melody.

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill Schmeling.

We're not a political band. We don't want to tell people what to do or what to think. We just want to tell them to think.

If you turn it over to the universe, you will be surprised and dazzled by what is delivered to you. This is where magic and miracles happen.