Joe Quotes

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

Catholic schools in our Nation's education have been paramount in teaching the values that we as parents seek to instill in our children.

Catholic school graduates exhibit a wide variety of qualities that will not only help them in their careers but also in their family and community lives.

This is the sheriff you’re talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me from cracking down on illegal immigration as long as the laws are there.

I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today.

The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.

I don't want to look back. I want to keep going forward, I still have something to say to people.

Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

Love yourself and realize that whatever you attempt to achieve in Life is a direct reflection of you.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.

What can you do right now to begin to turn your life around? The very first thing is to start making a list of the things you are grateful for.

I believe health care is a basic right. If education - you're entitled to an education, why wouldn't you be entitled to adequate health care? Period.

There's an old saying, this too shall pass, and change is good.

I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn to stop making them.

I'm an equal-opportunity law-enforcement guy - I lock everybody up.

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

I'm not going to conform to some consumer need.

Maybe today you could have shot anybody and get away with it. So there's many times, I could have killed people. Legally, I could have killed many people, especially working undercover.

Learn everything you know in all keys.

Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative.

I don't say anything. One of the reporters asked me in the scrum in there, and I said, no, I didn't say anything to anybody. I can only hurt them right now. I cannot help them.

Life isn't pretty but it sure is beautiful.

I came from Canada when I was about 10 years old, and our family settled in Cleveland, Ohio.

The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every household and business in America six days a week is a vital part of the nation's infrastructure.

We play with enthusiasm and recklessness. We aren't afraid to lose. If we win, great; but win or lose, it is the competition that gives us pleasure.

The phrase 'I can't' doesn't mean anything to me anymore, not because of my ego but because I know anything is possible.

Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.

My inspirations don't come from outer space, they just come to me. I have no idea why they come when they do.

Every night I play as if my life depends on it.

Confidence is a very fragile thing.

DNCE is “dance without the a.” It’s not a perfect word, and you don’t always have to be a perfect dancer to dance. Life is just sometimes not perfect.

To think that someone we loved, trusted, opened our home to could do this to our daughter and granddaughter is beyond belief.

Take life on life's terms - one day at a time. And have fun while you're doing it.

Choose To Be Inspired.

You got 3 things going against you: you're good, you're left-handed, and you're black

Ali kept calling me ugly, but I never thought of myself as being any uglier than him, I have 11 babies, somebody thought I was cute.

I wrote a song called "Green Day" because I was smoking a lot of dope.

Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.

We are more powerful, more knowledgeable, better prepared than we think we ever are.

You learn how to be a gracious winner and an outstanding loser.

The thing about punk is that there are purists. Once you start going outside of that, they don't think what you're doing is punk rock.

Affirmative action was always racial justice on the cheap.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Smile. It is sunshine to others.

You bring life to my world you give me strength to go on And face life even when it seems all hopes gone Labeled my wife but you truly exceed the title You my future my happiness my heart my idol

You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun.

If you come across illegal aliens committing crimes, other crimes, you deport them.

I'll tell you one thing: I will always play the sh** out of my guitar.