John Kendrick Bangs Quotes

Pandemonium did not reign; it poured.

I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one.

Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied.

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.

For me, my craft is sailing on,Through mists to-day, clear seas anon.Whate'er the final harbor be'T is good to sail upon the sea!

Misery loves company, particularly when she is herself the hostess, and can give generously of her stores to others.

What fools indeed we morals are to lavish care upon a car, with never a bit of time to see about our own machinery!