John Mayer Quotes

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.

Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't

Pain throws your heart to the ground Love turns the whole thing around Fear is a friend who's misunderstood But I know the heart of life is good

Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.

May this be the year that things go your way most of the time, and when they don't, may you have great friends to lean on.

I just wish they'd put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn't describe what I feel.

When autumn comes, it doesn't ask. It just walks in, where it left you last. And you never know, when it starts; until there's fog inside the glass around your summer heart.

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.

I'm interested in living more of a life that's invisible to everybody and more vibrant to a fewer people that are in my life.

They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

I'm a mess of unfinished thoughts.

It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say again.

When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for a moment you can hardly breathe.

Very few things in life are worthy of the kind of emotional distress we put ourselves through.

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

Fear is a friend who's misunderstood

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

It’s my failure to sound like my heroes that’s allowed me to sound like myself.

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?

Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it's them - it's the most twisted logic of all time.

I've never been a bad boy.

Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young.

Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.

I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

This is not to say, there never comes a day I'll take my chances and start again. And when I look behind on all my younger times, I'll have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong.

You gotta be able to explain things to yourself when the lights go off and you get in the bed. You gotta deal with you at the end of the day.

I think that one of the greatest connections and attractions you can have with somebody, is understanding somebody.

I really don't want to be a hunk.

I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

Most times when you try to be all things to all people, you end up being nothing.

[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too.

Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

Friends, lovers, or nothing, we can really only ever be one.

By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on