Johnny Carson Quotes

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

Just be yourself -- it's the only way it can work.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.