Johnny Knoxville Quotes

I'm just basking in the glory.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

I don't care what other people think.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.

I am nothing that isn't professional.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.

I think I'm a little concussed.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

But I can still lick the spoon!

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.