Judy Sheindlin Quotes

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

It's your life; live it well.

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

Does it look like I have stupid written across my forehead

Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains

You only have one chance for a first impression.

My grandmother always told me: beauty fades but dumb is forever.