K.A. Tucker Quotes

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

We've got great fans that rock and roll won't have, because you can have a one-hit record and country music used to, not so much anymore and you have a fan forever.

If the Cowboys and Titans ain't playing, I'm not interested.

I would much rather be a better mother or better human being than I would be a singer. Fortunately for me singing makes me a living.

Everybody has problems.

Like two sparrows in a hurricane trying to find their way.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?

Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.

We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

We are here to let in the light of Liberty upon political superstition.

The mists of nostalgia color memory.

For, just as it has been said that there is no half-way house between Rome and Reason, so it may be said that there is no half-way house between State Socialism and Anarchism.

Commanded love of all men indiscriminately is an obliteration of distinction between love and hate, and therefore is not love at all.

The exercise of authority over the same area by two States is a contradiction.

Socialism, on the contrary, extends its function to the description of society as it should be, and the discovery of the means of making it what it should be.

And capital punishment, however ineffective it may be and through whatever ignorance it may be resorted to, is a strictly defensive act, - at least in theory.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

What!? You tell people that, I won't get no more black movies?

I've actually tried to give Brett Ratner dance lessons, but he thinks he already knows how to.

No matter how much proponents of 'intelligent design' try to clothe their views in the apparel of science, it is what it is: religion. Whose intelligence? Whose design?

I couldn't imagine not having clean water.

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.

Conservatives have been using poor black and Latino children as mascots in the voucher crusade for a decade.

Yes, older drivers are more likely to injure themselves and others when they get behind the wheel. But if you take that away, that is really the last lifeline a lot of elderly people have.

Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?

Around middle school I studied jazz guitar and ended up playing in a jazz band for a bit. But, after high school, I haven't even touched a guitar.

Travel should rub off Local Prejudices and provide an enlarged and impartial view of Men and Things.

It is foolish in the extreme not only to resort to force before necessity compels, but especially to madly create the conditions that will lead to this necessity.

I couldn't tell people what I wanted to do because I was from Atlanta. You don't tell people you're gonna be a comedian in Atlanta. That means you ain't gonna do nothing.

An Anarchist is anyone who denies the necessity and legitimacy of government; the question of his methods of attacking it is foreign to the definition.

We are here, on earth. Not one of us has any right to the earth.

The government is a tyrant living by theft, and therefore has no business to engage in any business.

Monopoly and privilege must be destroyed, opportunity afforded, and competition encouraged. This is Liberty's work, and Down with Authority her war-cry.

The thing which we speak of as beauty does not have to be sought in distant lands. . . . It is here about us or it is nowhere.

Government is the assumption of authority over a given area and all within it, exercised generally for the double purpose of more complete oppression of its subjects and extension of its boundaries.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

Mother Nature is a pretty good bioterrorist.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

I do enjoy making videos, even though they are long days and very hard work.

It's a good question, because to be believable is the only way that you could be successful.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.