K.K. Cook Quotes

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.

A fool sees himself as another, but a wise man sees others as himself.

Remember, the greater the opportunity, the fewer are those who see it.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

IPL does not allow Pakistani players because they are dangerous.

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy

Life is fragile. We're not guaranteed a tomorrow so give it everything you've got.

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

Sometimes I say things that I can't believe came out of my mouth. Or I won't mean something and it will come out completely nonsensical.

I'm a late-night guy.

To enslave a people, give them money they didn't earn.

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

Temporary setbacks are overshadowed by persistence.

Your deepest roots are in nature. No matter who you are, where you live, or what kind of life you lead, you remain irrevocably linked with the rest of creation.

The journey is part of the experience - an expression of the seriousness of one's intent. One doesn't take the A train to Mecca.

On Saturday afternoons, there was a film, of course, and then we did about four shows between the films. And I would do a tap dance, a little military tap.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

Creativity is people who care enough to keep thinking about something until they find the simplest way to do it.

You want to be the pebble in the pond that creates the ripples for change.

There is a certain physiognomy in manners.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

It's easier to have faith in yourself if you have faith in God.

If plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters - 204 if you're in Japan.

We're still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.

If you're able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have to do is get closer and closer to that essence.

I had ambition not only to go farther than any man had ever been before, but as far as it was possible for a man to go.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

The female body is a masterpiece. Everyone likes to look at the female body, especially in dynamic, athletic sport.

The Buddha is found in other people - even the ones we do not like very much.

Let your joy be in your journey, not in some distant goal.

You can focus on things that are barriers or you can focus on scaling the wall or redefining the problem.

Say and do something positive that will help the situation; it doesn't take any brains to complain.

Seek not outside yourself, Heaven is within.

For the most important decisions in your life, trust your intuition, and then work with everything you have, to prove it right.

God is not the author of confusion but is the author of peace.

How we preserve time for family is one of the most significant issues we face in most cultures.

Immersion in the scriptures is essential for spiritual nourishment

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

To succeed in business, put the interest of the customer ahead of your own.

The decline and fall of a civilization is barely noticed by most of its citizens.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.