K.K. Cook Quotes

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then liberalism is a form of insanity.

Intuition is critical in virtually everything you do. But, without relentless preparation and execution, it is meaningless.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.

Rich men have dreams. Poor men die to make them come true.

Inequality promotes progress.

I think I'm a million different faces

The family is the foundation for love and for maintaining spirituality

Governments institutionalize something for nothing.

A salesman sees a commission.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

Living your life constructs your soul, not a few seconds of daily prayer.

It's the privilege of a lifetime for me to work with the most innovative people on Earth.

Give persons who would cheat you every opportunity so you can soon be rid of them.

People are running huge enterprises off of hacking and stealing data.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

At times life becomes too busy for religious thoughts.

Today, we are pleased to announce the biggest advancement in iPhone.

What is written is more influential than what is said.

Time heals many wounds but this loss becomes the defining sadness of your life.

What makes Siri cool is she has a personality.

Graduates, your values matter. They are your north star. And work takes on new meaning when you feel you're pointed in the right direction. Otherwise, it's just a job. And life is too short for that.

Prayer is futility when compared to belief.

There are only two questions about government. How much do you want? How much can you stand?

What is more simple than to believe in God? Its very simplicity argues the case.

Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being.

Government charity gives the most to those who refuse to help themselves; private charity gives less.

I didn't want to start acting like a cartoon

When I came into the business, things changed a lot, and my life was in a real state of flux.

Yeah, I definitely want to find that right person and fall in love and have kids someday.

To be a good manager of people requires both fairness and bluntness.

I want to try everything.

Once a person comes to rely on the government for support, that person becomes a socialist through and through.

Liars seldom believe anyone else.

The thing that distinguishes permanent poverty is bad character.

There is nothing very religious about feeling superior to those who don't share your views.

If you wanna know the truth, you make or break my day. If you wanna know the truth, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Nothing is more difficult than to make a profit.

Better to have something to say than to have to say something.

Even with the trials of life, because of the Savior's Atonement and his grace, righteous living will be rewarded with personal peace.

Money will always turn up when there is a potential for profit.

Our religious understanding and beliefs should evolve just like everything else.

Worry not so much about other peoples morals but more about your own.

We must judge religious movements, not by the men who make them, but by the men they make.

The Unknown is an ocean. What is conscience? The compass of the Unknown.

Our secret thoughts are rarely heard except in secret. No man knows what conscience is until he understands what solitude can teach him concerning it.

It is not always the highest talent that thrives best. Mediocrity, with tact, will outweigh talent oftentimes.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.