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K. Mitch Quotes: "The true enemies of Social Security and Medicare are those who defend an imploding status quo."

The true enemies of Social Security and Medicare are those who defend an imploding status quo.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Why are there no "during" pictures?"

Why are there no "during" pictures?




K. Mitch Quotes: "I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control."

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.



K. Mitch Quotes: "We don't have to fix anything."

We don't have to fix anything.




K. Mitch Quotes: "I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall."

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen."

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too."

I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too.




K. Mitch Quotes: "I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's."

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce."

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox."

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this." "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it.""

The only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this." "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."




K. Mitch Quotes: "I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill."

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!"

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable."

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big."

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.



K. Mitch Quotes: "That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons."

That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper."

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I feel Britannia High is aimed at an older audience than High School Musical. Britannia High is more of a serious drama, with the music and dance on top."

I feel Britannia High is aimed at an older audience than High School Musical. Britannia High is more of a serious drama, with the music and dance on top.



K. Mitch Quotes: "People need doorways to explore universal religious and ethical ideas."

People need doorways to explore universal religious and ethical ideas.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Once the social and spiritual opening was created for women in the form of spiritualism, suddenly ambitious women who wanted to participate in the culture had a kind of a voice."

Once the social and spiritual opening was created for women in the form of spiritualism, suddenly ambitious women who wanted to participate in the culture had a kind of a voice.



K. Mitch Quotes: "You have to understand as a marketer that consumers are functioning in the age of efficiency."

You have to understand as a marketer that consumers are functioning in the age of efficiency.



K. Mitch Quotes: "When a consumer derives value - especially from something that was given to him for free - he becomes the best kind of evangelist."

When a consumer derives value - especially from something that was given to him for free - he becomes the best kind of evangelist.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Forcing free market plans to compete with these government-run programs would create an unlevel playing field and inevitably doom true competition."

Forcing free market plans to compete with these government-run programs would create an unlevel playing field and inevitably doom true competition.



K. Mitch Quotes: "More women are graduating from college now than men."

More women are graduating from college now than men.



K. Mitch Quotes: "We [Democrats] are looking for things that we think would make a difference, improve the country, and enjoy some bipartisan support."

We [Democrats] are looking for things that we think would make a difference, improve the country, and enjoy some bipartisan support.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Some people perceive Skinner to be complex. I just basically was trying to remember my lines, so I guess that's what they perceive as being complexity."

Some people perceive Skinner to be complex. I just basically was trying to remember my lines, so I guess that's what they perceive as being complexity.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I pitch like my hair is on fire."

I pitch like my hair is on fire.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The dead sit at our tables long after they have gone."

The dead sit at our tables long after they have gone.



K. Mitch Quotes: "There is everything you know and there is everything that happens. When the two do not line up, you make a choice."

There is everything you know and there is everything that happens. When the two do not line up, you make a choice.



K. Mitch Quotes: "When hope is gone, time is punishment."

When hope is gone, time is punishment.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I am in love with Hope."

I am in love with Hope.



K. Mitch Quotes: "For better or for worse, I've watched people die in front of me. I see how they are in the end. And they're not cynical. In the end, they wanna hold somebody's hand. And that's real to me."

For better or for worse, I've watched people die in front of me. I see how they are in the end. And they're not cynical. In the end, they wanna hold somebody's hand. And that's real to me.



K. Mitch Quotes: "How could he find perfection in such an average day? Then I realized this was the whole point."

How could he find perfection in such an average day? Then I realized this was the whole point.



K. Mitch Quotes: "A memoir should have some uplifting quality, inspiring or illuminating, and that's what separates a life story that can influence other people."

A memoir should have some uplifting quality, inspiring or illuminating, and that's what separates a life story that can influence other people.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that's all."

Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that's all.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Bad news has no limits. We often feel it should, like a rainstorm that can't possibly get any heavier. But a storm can always worsen, & the burdens of life can too."

Bad news has no limits. We often feel it should, like a rainstorm that can't possibly get any heavier. But a storm can always worsen, & the burdens of life can too.



K. Mitch Quotes: "And if you don´t commit? I asked. Your choice. But you miss what´s on the other side. What´s on the other side? "Ah" he smiled. "A happiness you cannot find alone"

And if you don´t commit? I asked. Your choice. But you miss what´s on the other side. What´s on the other side? "Ah" he smiled. "A happiness you cannot find alone



K. Mitch Quotes: "I hate to be like everyone else, but I'm rooting for San Antonio because I like teams that were built the old-fashioned way."

I hate to be like everyone else, but I'm rooting for San Antonio because I like teams that were built the old-fashioned way.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I certainly believe in limited government but protecting children against injury abuse is certainly inside my sphere of things that the government should do."

I certainly believe in limited government but protecting children against injury abuse is certainly inside my sphere of things that the government should do.



K. Mitch Quotes: "XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?""

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?"

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?



K. Mitch Quotes: "I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer."

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!"

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly."

If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan."

I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."

I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.



K. Mitch Quotes: "We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to"."

We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".



K. Mitch Quotes: "I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I said, 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question!'"

I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I said, 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question!'