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K. Mitch Quotes: "We believe that government works for the benefit of private life, and not the other way around."

We believe that government works for the benefit of private life, and not the other way around.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Our fiscal ruin and resulting loss of world leadership will, in their [liberals'] eyes, be not a tragic event but a desirable one."

Our fiscal ruin and resulting loss of world leadership will, in their [liberals'] eyes, be not a tragic event but a desirable one.




K. Mitch Quotes: "My record is, far as I know, unimpeachable."

My record is, far as I know, unimpeachable.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If we don't believe in Americans, who will? I do believe. I've seen it in the people of our very typical corner of the nation."

If we don't believe in Americans, who will? I do believe. I've seen it in the people of our very typical corner of the nation.




K. Mitch Quotes: "Starting a new retirement plan for those below a certain age is something tens of millions of Americans have already been through at work."

Starting a new retirement plan for those below a certain age is something tens of millions of Americans have already been through at work.



K. Mitch Quotes: "We do not accept that ours will ever be a nation of haves and have-nots. We must always be a nation of haves and soon-to-haves."

We do not accept that ours will ever be a nation of haves and have-nots. We must always be a nation of haves and soon-to-haves.



K. Mitch Quotes: "As Republicans, our first concern is for those waiting tonight to begin or resume the climb up life's ladder."

As Republicans, our first concern is for those waiting tonight to begin or resume the climb up life's ladder.




K. Mitch Quotes: "A one-time tax does not get figured into people's investment decisions."

A one-time tax does not get figured into people's investment decisions.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I believe that the Right to Work issue is a perfectly appropriate one for Indiana to look at."

I believe that the Right to Work issue is a perfectly appropriate one for Indiana to look at.



K. Mitch Quotes: "No enterprise, small or large, public or private, can remain self-governing, let alone successful, so deeply in hock to others as we are about to be."

No enterprise, small or large, public or private, can remain self-governing, let alone successful, so deeply in hock to others as we are about to be.



K. Mitch Quotes: "We don't have a prayer of defeating the Red Threat of our generation without a long boom of almost unprecedented duration."

We don't have a prayer of defeating the Red Threat of our generation without a long boom of almost unprecedented duration.



K. Mitch Quotes: "There is nothing inconsistent about having a conservative outlook and being vigorous."

There is nothing inconsistent about having a conservative outlook and being vigorous.




K. Mitch Quotes: "Anything that strengthens the private sector vs. the state is protective of personal freedom."

Anything that strengthens the private sector vs. the state is protective of personal freedom.



K. Mitch Quotes: "As a competitor, you have to learn pretty quickly how to deal with pressure."

As a competitor, you have to learn pretty quickly how to deal with pressure.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Discipline is the quality that carries over from gymnastics to acting."

Discipline is the quality that carries over from gymnastics to acting.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Adrenaline is an amazing thing."

Adrenaline is an amazing thing.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I love writing for and about women. In my whole career I have."

I love writing for and about women. In my whole career I have.



K. Mitch Quotes: "In writing for movies, you obviously want to resolve things and have a sense of completion at the end - in an ideal way."

In writing for movies, you obviously want to resolve things and have a sense of completion at the end - in an ideal way.



K. Mitch Quotes: "As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beautiful canvas posters for Lobster Boy, bearded women, and this and that."

As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beautiful canvas posters for Lobster Boy, bearded women, and this and that.



K. Mitch Quotes: "One of the first things we did was to find role models or mentors at companies that had achieved what we wanted to do. We bribed them or annoyed them for long enough until they decided to mentor us."

One of the first things we did was to find role models or mentors at companies that had achieved what we wanted to do. We bribed them or annoyed them for long enough until they decided to mentor us.



K. Mitch Quotes: "You've got to tell a story, paint a vision, know your metrics and sell, sell, sell."

You've got to tell a story, paint a vision, know your metrics and sell, sell, sell.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved."

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Every picture of you is when you were younger."

Every picture of you is when you were younger.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.



K. Mitch Quotes: "A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time."

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.



K. Mitch Quotes: "This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!"

This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!



K. Mitch Quotes: "I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all."

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a baby-naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on."

I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a baby-naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters."

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end."

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, "Say thanks!""

If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, "Say thanks!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish."

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I have no problem not listening to the Temptations."

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me."

I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I have a Sharpie. I love Sharpies. You know what they say on them? Not for letter writing. That sucks. Now I have to communicate with my dad using numbers."

I have a Sharpie. I love Sharpies. You know what they say on them? Not for letter writing. That sucks. Now I have to communicate with my dad using numbers.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"

Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?



K. Mitch Quotes: "I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!""

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else."

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!""

I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice."

I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing."

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!"

Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!



K. Mitch Quotes: "I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right'."

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right'.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!"

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!



K. Mitch Quotes: "I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong."

I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong.



K. Mitch Quotes: "People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on."

People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!"

I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!



K. Mitch Quotes: "Then let's print up some flyers!"

Then let's print up some flyers!



K. Mitch Quotes: "I have a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It's time to go to "Don't Disturb". It's been "Do Not" for too long. We should embrace the contraction."

I have a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It's time to go to "Don't Disturb". It's been "Do Not" for too long. We should embrace the contraction.