K. Mitch Quotes

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

The worst day of my political life was when President George W. Bush signed McCain-Feingold into law.

America is about to turn the page on Barack Obama's four-year experiment in big government.

Desire sets our compass, but real life steers our course.

We are too involved in materialistic things, and they don't satisfy us. The loving relationships we have, the universe around us, we take these things for granted.

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

Jon Davis was a fan and came out on stage with us somewhere in the Midwest and came out in a Suicide Silence shirt and a kilt and did his thing.

I'm not into sports. I mean...I like Gatorade, but that's as far as it goes.

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

Holding on to things only breaks your heart.

Whether it's before the election or after the election, the principle is the American people are choosing their next president and their next president should pick this Supreme Court nominee.

The money that goes into Social Security is not the government's money. it's your money. You paid for it.

Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others.

More young people believe they'll see a U.F.O. than that they'll see their own Social Security benefits.

Because one thing God gave us- and I'm afraid it's at times a little too much- is freewill. Freedom to choose. I believe he gave us everything needed to build a beautiful world, if we choose wisely.

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.

Everybody has different stories about where I came from. Nobody really knows.

But she wasn’t around, and that’s the thing when your parents die, you feel like instead of going in to every fight with backup, you are going into every fight alone.

You can find something truly important in an ordinary minute.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways" from the book of Isaiah

Death: the only true emotion felt in an apathetic world

There's a story behind everything..but behind all your stories is always your mother's story..because hers is where yours begins.

Every life has one true love snapshot.

It is far more comforting to think God listened and said no, than to think that nobody’s out there.

Are we still a country that takes risks, that innovates, that believes anything is possible? Or are we a country that is resigned to whatever liberty the government decides to dish out?

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, so I kicked it.

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.

Mortality means you don't have forever to work things out. You can live your life unexamined but then on the last day you're going to think: 'I've left things a little late.

We need to forgive ourselves. For all the things we didn't do. All the things we should have done. You can't get stuck on the regrets of what should have happened.

All the quantum physics experiments have occurred chiefly on the atomic scale and we are taught to believe that nature's laws are consistent.

We're just some little metal band.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

You need to keep people close. You need to give them access to your heart.

The minimum wage is mostly an entry-level wage for young people.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.