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K. Mitch Quotes: "I can read minds, but I'm illiterate."

I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Sharing tales of those we've lost is how we keep from really losing them."

Sharing tales of those we've lost is how we keep from really losing them.




K. Mitch Quotes: "It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I seem to have very few casual readers, only passionate and appreciative ones."

I seem to have very few casual readers, only passionate and appreciative ones.




K. Mitch Quotes: "I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555."

I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk."

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!""

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"




K. Mitch Quotes: "The universe is too grand and harmonious to believe it's all an accident."

The universe is too grand and harmonious to believe it's all an accident.



K. Mitch Quotes: "We have a debt the size of our economy, which makes us look a lot like Greece."

We have a debt the size of our economy, which makes us look a lot like Greece.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The White House has a choice: They can change course, or they can double down on a vision of government that the American people have roundly rejected."

The White House has a choice: They can change course, or they can double down on a vision of government that the American people have roundly rejected.



K. Mitch Quotes: "No feature of the Obama presidency has been sadder than its constant efforts to divide us, to curry favor with some Americans by castigating others."

No feature of the Obama presidency has been sadder than its constant efforts to divide us, to curry favor with some Americans by castigating others.



K. Mitch Quotes: "You can't get stuck on what should have happened. That doesn't help you."

You can't get stuck on what should have happened. That doesn't help you.




K. Mitch Quotes: "I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!""

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out."

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Dogs are forever in the push up postion."

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious."

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself."

I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Sticking with your family is what makes it a family."

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that."

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around."

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I think spiritualism, mesmerism, the mental healing movement, provided some people with the most meaningful experiences of their lives."

I think spiritualism, mesmerism, the mental healing movement, provided some people with the most meaningful experiences of their lives.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The worst experience any majority can have is that you convene and you look around and nothing's ready to go."

The worst experience any majority can have is that you convene and you look around and nothing's ready to go.



K. Mitch Quotes: "We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century."

We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Obama hasn't been working to earn reelection, he's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour!"

Obama hasn't been working to earn reelection, he's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour!



K. Mitch Quotes: "I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others."

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.



K. Mitch Quotes: "So many bands write about the same s - . It gets real boring after a while."

So many bands write about the same s - . It gets real boring after a while.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee."

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!""

Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great."

Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.



K. Mitch Quotes: "You can't substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship"

You can't substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship



K. Mitch Quotes: "I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible."

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.



K. Mitch Quotes: "What's wrong with being number 2?"

What's wrong with being number 2?



K. Mitch Quotes: "Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!"

Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!



K. Mitch Quotes: "Remember, the only difference between 'marital' and 'martial' is where you put the 'i'."

Remember, the only difference between 'marital' and 'martial' is where you put the 'i'.



K. Mitch Quotes: "...You can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back."

...You can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade."

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly."

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!""

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!""

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "This time, we went up to Big Bear for 3-4 weeks and sequestered ourselves writing this album [ "The Black Crown"]."

This time, we went up to Big Bear for 3-4 weeks and sequestered ourselves writing this album [ "The Black Crown"].



K. Mitch Quotes: "Jon Davis of Korn and Frank Mullen of Suffocation are one of my favorite bands and from that moment, we started a conversation and lead to the song."

Jon Davis of Korn and Frank Mullen of Suffocation are one of my favorite bands and from that moment, we started a conversation and lead to the song.



K. Mitch Quotes: "People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I think what you notice most when you haven’t been home in a while is how much the trees have grown around your memories."

I think what you notice most when you haven’t been home in a while is how much the trees have grown around your memories.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus."

Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you hold back on the emotions--if you don't allow yourself to go all the way through them--you can never get to being detached, you're too busy being afraid."

If you hold back on the emotions--if you don't allow yourself to go all the way through them--you can never get to being detached, you're too busy being afraid.