K. Mitch Quotes

There are no random acts...We are all connected...You can no more separate one life from another than you can separate a breeze from the wind.

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky.

If you hold back on the emotions--if you don't allow yourself to go all the way through them--you can never get to being detached, you're too busy being afraid.

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.

I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!

You've lived through a lot of wars, I said. "Yes." Do they ever make more sense? "No.

Courage is confused with picking up arms and cowardness is confused with laying them down.

Scenery without solace is meaningless.

"You marked the minutes," the old man said. "But did you use them wisely? To be still? To cherish? To be grateful? To lift and be lifted?"

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8?

I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.

How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

That's what heaven is. You get to make sense of your yesterdays

Learn to forgive yourself and to forgive others.

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

But our eyes are different, what you see ain't what I see.

Most of us all walk around as if we're sleepwalking. We really don't experience the world fully, because we're half-asleep, doing things we automatically think we have to do.

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.

I'm really proud of this Supreme Court and the way they've been dealing with the issue of First Amendment political speech.

You can be a mama's boy, be a daddy's boy, but you can't be both. So you cling to the one you think you might lose.

Mankind is connected in ways it does not understand - even in dreams.

But fates are connected in ways we don’t understand.

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

There is a big confusion in this country over what we want verses what we need...you need food. You want a chocolate sundae.

We don't see what we could be. We should be looking at our potential, stretching ourselves into everything we can become.

I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

I believe that you live on inside the hearts and minds of everyone you've touched while you were here on earth.

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

Our main task is not to see that people of great wealth add to it, but that those without much money have a greater chance to earn some.

No life is a waste. The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we're alone.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

I often find that I rock back and forth with a beat in my head constantly. If i stop rocking, it usually means I've hit a snag in my writing.

I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory.

Once heaven is done with grandma, we'd like her back, thanks.

Love wins, love always wins.

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.

The most important elements of faith [are] believing in something bigger than yourself, taking care of those less fortunate than you.

People are only mean when they are threatened.

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.

It's important to remember that some of our best sources in the war against radical Islamic terrorism are Muslims, both in America and overseas.