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K. Mitch Quotes: "I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'"

I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'



K. Mitch Quotes: "I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!"

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!




K. Mitch Quotes: "I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year."

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people."

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.




K. Mitch Quotes: "What you have done to this point cannot be undone. What you do next... It is still unwritten."

What you have done to this point cannot be undone. What you do next... It is still unwritten.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I think with a lot of producers, they think computers can create the best drum track, or guitar track and it comes off as too artificial."

I think with a lot of producers, they think computers can create the best drum track, or guitar track and it comes off as too artificial.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt.""

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."




K. Mitch Quotes: "the words people do not speak are louder than the ones they do."

the words people do not speak are louder than the ones they do.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I've often wished we had more women in the Senate."

I've often wished we had more women in the Senate.



K. Mitch Quotes: "It's important to remember that some of our best sources in the war against radical Islamic terrorism are Muslims, both in America and overseas."

It's important to remember that some of our best sources in the war against radical Islamic terrorism are Muslims, both in America and overseas.



K. Mitch Quotes: "You have peace," the old woman said, "when you make it with yourself."

You have peace," the old woman said, "when you make it with yourself.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK."

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.




K. Mitch Quotes: "People are only mean when they are threatened."

People are only mean when they are threatened.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The most important elements of faith [are] believing in something bigger than yourself, taking care of those less fortunate than you."

The most important elements of faith [are] believing in something bigger than yourself, taking care of those less fortunate than you.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's going to happen anyhow."

If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's going to happen anyhow.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Because if you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forward."

Because if you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forward.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!



K. Mitch Quotes: "Belief, hard work, love–you have those things, you can do anything."

Belief, hard work, love–you have those things, you can do anything.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Much of what we called "depression" was really dissatisfaction, a result of setting a bar impossibly high or expecting treasures we weren't willing to work for."

Much of what we called "depression" was really dissatisfaction, a result of setting a bar impossibly high or expecting treasures we weren't willing to work for.



K. Mitch Quotes: "There is no formula to relationships. They have to be negotiated in loving ways, with room for both parties, what they want and what they need, what they can do and what their life is like."

There is no formula to relationships. They have to be negotiated in loving ways, with room for both parties, what they want and what they need, what they can do and what their life is like.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If we knew what comes next, we never would have worried."

If we knew what comes next, we never would have worried.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive."

I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen."

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.



K. Mitch Quotes: "What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable."

What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.



K. Mitch Quotes: "A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human."

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit."

If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle.""

I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."



K. Mitch Quotes: "People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something."

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Once, lovers on faraway shores sat by candlelight and dipped ink to parchment, writing words that could not be erased. They took an evening to compose their thoughts, maybe the next evening as well."

Once, lovers on faraway shores sat by candlelight and dipped ink to parchment, writing words that could not be erased. They took an evening to compose their thoughts, maybe the next evening as well.



K. Mitch Quotes: "They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!""

They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!"

I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!



K. Mitch Quotes: "Detachment doesn’t mean you don’t let the experience penetrate you. On the contrary, you let it penetrate you fully. That’s how you are able to leave it."

Detachment doesn’t mean you don’t let the experience penetrate you. On the contrary, you let it penetrate you fully. That’s how you are able to leave it.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Come on 'long prosperous life!'"

Come on 'long prosperous life!'



K. Mitch Quotes: "A heart weighs more when it splits in two; it crashes in the chest like a broken plane."

A heart weighs more when it splits in two; it crashes in the chest like a broken plane.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break."

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way."

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself."

I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I don't know about Heaven or Hell, but I do know that we are visited all the time by the spirits of those who affected us in life."

I don't know about Heaven or Hell, but I do know that we are visited all the time by the spirits of those who affected us in life.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I refer to the debt - the new red menace. This time consisting of ink."

I refer to the debt - the new red menace. This time consisting of ink.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The perverse presumption that places the burden of proof on the challenger of spending must be inverted, back to the rule that applies elsewhere in life: 'Prove to me why we should."

The perverse presumption that places the burden of proof on the challenger of spending must be inverted, back to the rule that applies elsewhere in life: 'Prove to me why we should.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I'm being made aware of my mortality all the time."

I'm being made aware of my mortality all the time.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets."

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized!"

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized!



K. Mitch Quotes: "Because when the world quiets to the sound of your own breathing, we all want the same things: comfort, love, and a peaceful heart."

Because when the world quiets to the sound of your own breathing, we all want the same things: comfort, love, and a peaceful heart.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down."

I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.



K. Mitch Quotes: "You can't hide behind race any more. You can't hide behind class structure any more. You can't hide behind family. You need to produce."

You can't hide behind race any more. You can't hide behind class structure any more. You can't hide behind family. You need to produce.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Knowing something and understanding it were not the same thing."

Knowing something and understanding it were not the same thing.



K. Mitch Quotes: "A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah.""

A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah."



K. Mitch Quotes: "The secret to happiness...be satisfied and be grateful."

The secret to happiness...be satisfied and be grateful.