K. Mitch Quotes

Knowing something and understanding it were not the same thing.

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

You know what really offers you satisfaction? Offering others what you have to give.

A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah."

I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.

The secret to happiness...be satisfied and be grateful.

Have you found someone to share your heart with? Are you giving to your community? Are you at peace with yourself? Are you trying to be as human as you can be?

Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it on to someone else.

Without love we all like birds with broken wings.

Why are we embarassed by silence? What comfort do we find in all the noise?

But a desperate heart will seduce the mind.

It took us in this country 11 years to get from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution.

Heaven can be found in the most unlikely corners.

Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know.

People are only mean when they're threatened, and that's what our culture does. That's what our economy does.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

Think of it more as publishing instead of marketing.Be authentic as a publisher and create content that helps you connect to everyone else...because they're already connected.

There are some people in occult history who warned against using the Ouija Board, who said: "This is a dangerous door to the unconscious. Don't approach this thing."

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her.

If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.

Small towns are like metronomes; with the slightest flick, the beat changes.

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.

There is a time for hello and a time for good-bye. It's why the act of burying thing seems natural, but the act of digging them up does not.

I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."

Did you feel guilty cursing God--you, of all people?' No,' he said. 'Because even in doing so, I was recognizing there was a greater power than me.' He paused. And that is how I began to heal.

Every day, have a little bird on your shoulder that asks, 'Is today the day? Am I ready? Am I doing all I need to do? Am I being the person i want to be? Is today the day I die?

And I suppose tapes are a desperate attempt to steal something from Death's suitcase.

If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!"

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

Our first thought is always for those on life's first rung, and how we might increase their chances of climbing.

There is no such thing as 'too late' in life.

Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

Silence was his escape, but silence is rarely a refuge.

I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who has AIDS?". He says, "No". I say, "Cool, because you know me."

We are taking challenges and turning them into opportunities by developing homegrown, local energy production to become independent from foreign sources.

The administration still wants to govern from the far-left and that's going to produce kind a partisan result here in the Congress.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

We cannot stop what Heaven chooses.

When you're rotten about yourself, you become rotten to everyone else, even those you love.

Being unheard is the ground floor of giving up.

Everyone knows they re going to die,' he said again, 'but nobody believes it. If we did, we would do things differently.

There is no point in keeping vengeance or stubbornness. These things" -he sighed- "these things I so regret in my life. Pride. Vanity. Why do we do the things we do? Morrie Schwartz

The public is increasingly disgusted with a steady diet of defamation, and prepared to reward those who refrain from it.